My Northeastern Boyfriend Is a Little Sweet

Ye Nanqin is dating a guy from Northeast China. He's a little roguish, a little naughty, and also a little... sweet?

Their everyday life seems to be... pretty hilarious.

At first.

Ye Nanqin: Let me tell you, I don't have a heart. If you date me, be prepared to get hurt.

Zhang Dongliang: Oh, you don't have a heart? How are you still alive, then? That thing going thump-thump isn't your heart, it's your liver?

Then.

Ye Nanqin: My boyfriend has to be an honest man.

Zhang Dongliang: Give me a break. Don't go ruining some honest guy's life. You might as well stick with a scumbag like me. I'll take care of all your food, clothes, housing, and transportation. You won't be missing a thing.

Later.

Ye Nanqin: XX (some celebrity) is so handsome. I really want to kiss him!

Zhang Dongliang: Say that again.

Ye Nanqin: I said... Mmph, why are you kissing me?

Zhang Dongliang: He's not as handsome as me. I'll make your wish come true.

Bonus scene.

One day, Ye Nanqin made her boyfriend angry.

Ye Nanqin: Are you mad?

Zhang Dongliang: No, it's just, what are you thinking about all day? Don't give me that fake concern, asking if I'm mad. So what if I am? What are you gonna do about it?

Ye Nanqin: Then, um, should I get you a little present?

Zhang Dongliang: What'd you say, a present? A belt? Why would you get me a belt? Those things last for years without breaking. You might as well give me your kidney instead. If I eat it, we'll both be better off!

Ye Nanqin (coaxing): All right, stop being mad.

Zhang Dongliang: Fine, there's a way to make me stop being mad. I'll give you a hint: tonight, hmm, you know what I mean.

Ye Nanqin: Pervert.

Zhang Dongliang: You're my wife, for God's sake. Can't I sleep with you? We're legally married, you know!

Ye Nanqin: Who married you? Where's the certificate?

Zhang Dongliang (pulling out his driver's license): Does a veteran driver's license count?

A tough-talking, rough-around-the-edges Northeast China hothead x a refined beauty and hand-drawn illustrator

A note before you dive in: A cozy, sweet everyday romance about a young first love, with a happy ending.

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