The Apocalypse Belongs to the Lolita

Tong (Pseudo-Loli): Honey, let’s clear out the weeds (zombies).

Lin (Loli): Okay.

Boom, boom, boom... In the blink of an eye, the place was covered in ice sculptures. (Everyone: Are you two even human?!?)

Tong (Pseudo-Loli) wrapped an arm around Lin (Loli) and said tenderly, “Honey, it’s all thanks to your water that I was able to take out so many zombies.” (Everyone: That sounds so suggestive!)

Lin (Loli), looking bashful: “It’s not because I’m so amazing. It’s what happens when our powers combine.”

Tong (Pseudo-Loli) nodded solemnly. “Right! But, honey...”

Lin (Loli) tilted her head. “What is it? Huh? Why am I floating in the air?!”

Tong (Pseudo-Loli) smiled mischievously. “I still prefer it when we merge physically, honey~~”

They rushed into the room…

Everyone, who had just been force-fed a heaping helping of couple sweetness: …