Hey, Servant, Your Cat-Overlord Will Spoil You Now

What kind of sparks will fly when an arrogant fat cat who can't act haughty meets a human whose hidden trait is being haughty?

First meeting:

Su Yi (cold face): Why are you clinging to me? What do you want?

Bai (licking paw haughtily): To repay your kindness.

Su Yi (cold face): I don't remember doing anything kind for any fat cat.

Bai (fur standing on end): Who are you calling a fat cat? You're the fat cat! I'm one of the Four Divine Beasts, the White Tiger!

Su Yi (cold face): Then I'm even less likely to have done you a favor. Come clean.

Bai (whiskers drooping): All right, all right. Actually, it's a debt from my past life that I'm repaying in this one. (Sad music should play here.)

Su Yi (easygoing): Fine, you don't have to repay me.

Bai (clinging desperately): No, no! If I don't repay my debt, I can't become an immortal!

Su Yi (cold face): ...That's good news for the immortal realm.

Bai (dead): ...

A melancholy tune should play here...

Living together:

Su Yi (curious): You're really one of the Four Divine Beasts, the White Tiger?

Bai (licking his fur after eating his fill): Of course! Pretty amazing, right? (Eyes sparkling, waiting for me to worship him.)

Su Yi (lifting his little chubby paw): But you're getting fatter and fatter, and looking more and more like a cat.

Bai (bursting into tears): Sob, sob, I only ate your food for a few dozen days more, and now you're saying this about me.

Su Yi (cold face): Who was it that said he wanted to repay me?

Bai (dead): ...

The waters of West Lake should be offered here, along with my tears...

What happens when a crowd of rabid fans meets a blunt, clueless idol who has no idea how to flirt?

Host (gossiping): I hear a lot of your female fans want to marry you.

Su Yi (deadpan): Then they can keep wanting to.

Host (awkward laugh): Looks like Mr. Su really is destined to be alone forever.

Su Yi (stroking the cat's fur): It's fine. I've got a cat for company.

All the fans (dead): ...

Bai (delighted): Yay, I'm finally not the one who's dead! (Oh no, I've been a cat for so long I can't change back, QAQ.)

Foolish, adorable cat / domineering, protective tiger-form gong x aloof beauty who is full of theatrics and easy to topple shou

Lighthearted, no angst, just a fun change of pace~

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This might be a completely nonsensical story, so please bear with me, emmmmm.

I'm currently focusing on The First Lady. As for this story... updates will be sporadic whenever I feel like it, and by sporadic I really mean sporadic, haha~