One Piece: Sorry, I Didn't Mean to Sleep with the Wrong Person

Major General Michele Tema Kiro is twenty-eight years old and has the rare PH-G blood type, found in only one person out of ten million. She is an active-duty major general and plans to retire to her hometown at fifty, living off her meager pension. If she regrettably fails to live to fifty, she wants her adjutant to steep her ashes in tea and send them to Air Marshal Kong as repayment for the favor of having recruited her into the Marines all those years ago. She is an open pansexual, though according to her adjutant, who refuses to reveal her name or appearance, General Kiro is actually only interested in pretty girls.

One day, Major General Michele Tema Kiro woke up from a night of heavy drinking. There was no warm, soft body in her arms. Instead, she felt two boulders weighing a thousand pounds each on top of her, while some indescribable organ behind her was performing an indescribable act.

... What the hell, did I get slept with by a shemale?

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