I Become the Patriarch on Earth

After cultivating in the Immortal Realm for hundreds of years, Jiang Yuan woke up to find that he had returned to the small world he had left behind before ascending.

But this world was very different from the one he remembered.

Spiritual energy was scarce, and the immortal sects had fallen. In their place were ordinary people, too weak to even truss a chicken, and all kinds of strange new things.

A little spirit stone he had casually tossed aside all those years ago had now cultivated into human form, with a body full of the spiritual energy he needed to cultivate again.

Jiang Yuan beckoned to Ye Qing. "Little Stone, do you remember me?"

Ye Qing gazed at him for a long while, then suddenly smiled. "Of course."

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Ye Qing had waited here for someone for billions of years. Just as he was growing weary and ready to give up, that person appeared before him.

At that moment, the threat of death hanging over humanity quietly disappeared.

I would destroy the world for you, and save all living beings for you.

A few notes:

1. One-on-one, happy ending, bottom, master-disciple romance with the younger one pursuing the older one. The whole world reveres the ancestor, a cultivation-obsessed, tough bottom × the world's master, an obsessive top who could turn dark at any moment.

2. Everyone cultivates immortality. The logic is dead, but the story is satisfyingly over-the-top and sweet. The leads' intelligence depends on the author, so don't take it too seriously.

Next book, "The Richest Man Really Has No Money," is open for preorders. Click the author's page to check it out.

The entertainment world's hottest star, Ying Jiatong, had his wealth exposed, shocking gossip-hungry onlookers:

Properties all over China, too many companies to count, and a per-episode fee starting at a million. Powerful figures all wanted to get in his good graces. Not only did he shoot straight to the top of the popularity rankings, he also landed at number one on the rich list. His fortune grew even faster than his fame.

Netizens: ...I thought he rode a bicycle to work, haggled with market vendors, and picked up empty water bottles, so he had to be as broke as we are. Turns out he was just pretending to be poor for fun.

Ying Jiatong: No! I'm genuinely poor! Believe me!

Netizens: As if!

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Ying Jiatong was destitute, abandoned by everyone, and out of options when he got bound to a System.

The System told him: Spend all your money, and you'll get back however much you spend.

From then on, Ying Jiatong lived a sad life of "all I want is to lose money, but it keeps making more money on its own."

A little bonus scene:

Pei Qi'an is a super-rich second-generation heir. Hoping to find true love that doesn't care about his money, he pretends to be poor and enters show business. He falls into a poor man's romance with Ying Jiatong, constantly worrying that his true identity will be exposed.

That is, until Ying Jiatong's wealth is revealed.

Pei Qi'an: ...I thought he was after my money. Turns out he just wanted my name.

tips: Pei Qi'an sounds like "losing money."

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A wish-fulfillment System story: the world's richest man enters show business, a genuinely poor bottom × a rich top with a family fortune who pretends to be poor for love

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