I Have a Bunch of Frogs

[Typo corrections completed on 2020.03.26. Once again, I'm sorry for misspelling Pilote's name! Over!] "Mom, this is my new friend!" A red-and-yellow metal frog flies through the air. "Mom, can you save him?" An ice-encrusted frog lies on a stretcher. "Mom, I just happened to run into him." A thunderclap flashes, and Hammer Frog makes a dazzling entrance. "Mom, there's a big snake who keeps bullying me!" "I'll avenge you!" "It's okay, Mom. My friends helped me." A group of frogs strides over, looking fierce... "Mom, what's wrong?" "Kiddo, leave me alone for a while... I just realized I'm not even as impressive as a frog!" "Mom, you're the best and most amazing person in the world to me!" "Thanks, kiddo. I feel much better!" "Wait, why do these people you brought home look so familiar? I mean, these frogs?" #Enter at your own risk: no logic! #Just expressing my love for little frogs! #No plot, OOC! Theme: