The Cat I Picked Up Started Talking

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Zhuo Yifan had been a person for over twenty years, then one day he opened his eyes and discovered he had become a cat! To make matters worse, he was taken home by his sworn rival, He Tianhang, whom he hadn't been in touch with for years.

So he took advantage of the fact that nobody could hear his meows and let loose with a whole barrage of complaints about his rival. He never expected the heartless man to say nothing and simply carry him off to the bathroom.

Zhuo Yifan clutched his "little bell" in terror. "W-what are you doing?!"

That couldn't be right! Wasn't nobody supposed to be able to hear him?

He Tianhang still didn't say a word. He just gave Zhuo Yifan's little bells a ruthless scrub...

Later, Zhuo Yifan learned that this bastard had been able to hear his muttering all along. Not only did he have designs on him, he'd also taken every chance to cop a feel!

Zhuo Yifan's face flushed red as he pointed at the other man and cursed, "I've always thought of you as a brother! You bastard, you actually want to gay me!"

A short-tempered cat-shifter bottom VS a smooth, steady top

Tips: The cat can turn into a person!

Pre-bookmark novel: [My Best Friend Is Actually My Direct Boss] Description

Xiang Qiu is an amateur writer. He drags himself through work by day and races to finish his manuscript at night.

Shy and awkward in person, online he casually spouts all kinds of dirty jokes and witty lines.

Xiang Qiu has had an online writing buddy since he was a newbie. He figures his buddy must be even more of a novice than he is, since all the other guy does is sit and write all day and he never knows what's trending or what's going on in the gossip world. How's he supposed to keep up with memes?

But one day, his buddy says he's going on the promotional carousel and asks Xiang Qiu to give his novel a boost...

For small-time writers like them, there's usually no good slot anyway.

So on the day of the carousel, Xiang Qiu drags the slider straight to the end and clicks into the novels one by one, but he can't find his buddy anywhere.

He checks the carousel date his buddy sent him again and confirms he hasn't got it wrong. Then he searches all over again, and finally finds his "novice" buddy on the first page.

Xiang Qiu (chewing his fingers): So my writing buddy is a big shot!

Not long after their identities are revealed, Xiang Qiu happens to discover at work one day that his boss has forgotten to close a page on his computer. On the screen is the danmei novel Xiang Qiu is currently serializing!

Xiang Qiu is completely stunned. He knows that reader account very well. Isn't it the one that always tops his reader leaderboard with extravagant tips?

A sharp-tongued, timid bottom VS a fake novice top

Theme: Protect animals, starting with me.