The Male God Has the Whole Universe Swooning [Interstellar]

This novel will go premium starting with Chapter 33. The anti-piracy ratio is 30%. Thanks to everyone willing to stay with me. Media: Star, may we ask if there's someone you like? Song Xianghe: Yes. Media (excited): Who? Song Xianghe calmly points to his somewhat dazed male assistant in the audience. Everyone in the universe: Aaaaaah! Song Xianghe: ??? That male assistant is a hamster spirit, all fluffy and ridiculously cute, with a wonderful feel. Wait, why are you all so excited? I'm not gay! I really don't do men! Coming next: Xia Xin, a cross-dressing badass, bought a pirated System on Pinduoduo. From then on, he had no choice but to take the blame and make everyone hate him in every world. This blame is huge and round, black and shiny. Xia Xin (so useless he's at peace with it): My first goal in life is to make the world hate me. Jiang Xuan (suddenly flipping the pot over): Don't you dare slander my wife! You bunch of scoundrels, watch me prove my wife's innocence! Xia Xin: I don't want to be innocent, I want to finish the mission. Get lost! Check out my other upcoming novels: "On How to Pretend to Be Reliable [Quick Transmigration]": A reliable heartthrob goes off the rails while pretending to be dependable. "I Keep Getting Flirted With While Delivering Packages [Quick Transmigration]": The male lead's social skills are unbelievably bad. Recommended novels by my friends: "The Bone Painter's Daily Face-Slapping" by Doukou Nan Hua. In a word: putting on a different face-slapping show every day. "Snake Woman [Quick Transmigration]" by Zhu Yaojing. In a word: the heroine is going to take over the world. "Don't Come Near Me, I'm Terrible at This [Esports]" by Dui Youjue. In a word: top, mid, bottom, jungle, there's nothing they can't do! Theme: