The Protagonist's Rebirth Doesn't Seem Quite Right

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco have all been reborn. Ron and Hermione huddle together, trembling, as they watch their two arch-enemies bicker!

Right, time to get down to business. We're the Dark Lord Elimination Squad.

But the four of them soon realize that something about this world seems off. Since when does that terrifying Potions professor have a teaching assistant for Potions? That's not scientifically possible!!! And they're a couple, too? That's even less scientific!!!

Hermione: We're witches and wizards. This whole thing is already bloody unscientific.

Ron: My wife is right.

Harry and Draco: You're such a henpecked husband.

Anran: Can't we show off our love a little?

The professor: Who says you can't?

Everyone shakes their heads in terror: No one!!! (Did we get reborn the wrong way?)

Note: 1. Fanfiction inevitably involves OOC. If that's not your thing, quietly click the X. The male lead is the professor, so proceed with caution.

2. Most of this has nothing to do with the original plot, and it doesn't follow the main storyline.

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