Those Years I Made the Cultivation World Weep

After the college entrance exams, Feng Yusheng was accepted by a first-tier university with an incredibly high score, though it seemed like a diploma mill.

Not only was this diploma mill located at the summit of Kunlun Mountain, but its courses were about cultivating immortality?!

So on the first day of classes, the police surrounded the school...

Certain she'd stumbled into some kind of pyramid scheme, Feng Yusheng secretly called the police, earning merit without anyone knowing.

The entire faculty and student body of the Immortal Cultivation University: ???

A savior who takes on the world x a gloomy, ruthless villainous heartthrob

It was a kiss frozen in a past life, mingled with a heart full of blood and tears.

We cannot escape. We can only hope the long night will end, the first glimmer of dawn will break, and love will endure until death!

Gu Hou

Content warnings:

1. At times, the plot charges ahead as if sliding on watermelon rinds; at others, it crawls along like an old ox dragging a broken cart.

2. This story is a hodgepodge of chaotic settings, with all kinds of factors appearing. If you spot a plot hole, congratulations! It's either foreshadowing or a bonus easter egg, take your pick.

3. There are lots of names of people and places. You only need to remember the main characters.

4. Some parts may temporarily be less silly as the plot unfolds.

Theme: Dispel feudal superstition and promote the spirit of science