Can the Cat Be the Top for Once? (The Author Makes Me Fall in Love 2)

A short-story collection, probably all about cat bottoms.

Once a year, the cats hold a grand meeting and eat a hardship-and-sweetness feast: an entire table of mouse dishes.

The cat captain speaks: "Let's be grateful for technological progress, which means we don't have to eat mice. So be nice to humans and don't cause trouble."

All right, let's eat.

Cat Two jumps off the chair: "Maybe next time."

Cat Three follows right after. Cat Four says his boyfriend made dinner... Cat Seven covers his mouth. He's pregnant, so he has to watch what he eats.

1. A pretty-boy cat in showbiz and an award-winning actor: "Don't tug on my tail. It's a real tail." (???_??)(???︿???)???

2. A helpful civilian cat and a doctor: "Could you lick my wound?"

3. My ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with eighteen years ago, is asking me for child support, and he only wants a thousand yuan. (Pregnancy)

4. The cat captain and a green-tea top: A cat who's spent a century obsessively raising kittens gets hit on by the male classmate of his adopted grandson.

5. My boyfriend went missing. When I found him, he was making arrangements to give our biological kitten away. (Pregnancy)

6. A pampered alien cat comes to Earth and starts questioning its life.

7. A handsome police cat.

Theme: Cute creatures bring warmth to life.