Lighthearted laughs at 180 miles per hour!!!
After getting married, Tang Xi has just one thing to do every day: figure out how to get a divorce from Gu Xijin.
Tang Xi deliberately kicks over his beloved potted plant right in front of him and plants her hands on her hips. "Go on, hit me if you dare!"
Gu Xijin smiles meaningfully and kisses her.
Tang Xi angrily wipes her mouth, grabs the remote, and switches away from Gu Xijin's favorite sports channel. She looks at him smugly. "Go on, hit me if you dare!"
Gu Xijin watches her quietly for a while, then gets up and goes to the bedroom.
In the middle of the night, while he's fast asleep, Tang Xi sings in his ear, her voice sounding like a winding mountain road. Gu Xijin wakes up, at the end of his patience, turns over, and pulls her into his arms. The woman still looks defiant. "Go on, hit me if you dare."
Gu Xijin smiles darkly and eerily, rolls over, and pins her beneath him. "Sure. I'll hit you right now!"
Important warning: A single-person tax this hostile to women can't last forever. It absolutely has to be abolished in the end!!!
*This novel is purely the author's fantasy. Please don't compare it to real life.*
Coming soon:
1. *My Girl Is 158 cm Tall*
A cute little shorty heroine vs. a long-legged hunk of a male lead who can pick her up in all sorts of ways to kiss her.
Ling Yun and Ning Xuhan have been dating for a while, but apart from holding hands, they haven't even kissed.
She can't help feeling a little hopeful.
At last, one day, she works up the courage, stands on tiptoe, wraps her arms around the boy's neck, and lifts her face...
Damn it, there's a 30-centimeter height difference between them. She can't even reach his chin.
The mood turns a little awkward.
Just as Ling Yun is feeling mortified, Ning Xuhan suddenly grabs her under the arms and sets her on the parallel bars. While she stares in shock, the boy's kisses come raining down on her.
Mmm...
2. *His Little Vixen*. The heroine is a fox spirit.
Yaomei hates two phrases most of all: "Your fox tail is showing," and "Look at that little vixen!"
Because they always make her feel as if her identity has been exposed.
More than one person has told Zhou Pei, "Your wife is a fox spirit!"
Zhou Pei looks at his graceful, alluring, beautiful wife and smiles suggestively. "Of course my wife is a fox spirit!"
Until one day, his wife's tail brushes across his face...
3. *The Heroine on Mr. Su's Hard Drive*
On her very first day after moving, Tang Feining runs into a pervert. A video camera, liquor, a naked man. What else could he be but the male lead in some kind of adult film?
At two in the morning, she calls the police.
Su Yan has been hungover all night. Now dressed in a prisoner's uniform, he wakes up in the detention center and complains groggily, "You guys could've taken me to a hotel. Why didn't you get me a private room?"
The policeman smacks him hard on the head and sternly reprimands him. "Confess and you'll be treated leniently. Resist and you'll be dealt with severely."
Later, Tang Feining is pinned against the sofa by the man. He kisses his way down from her forehead to her sweet lips, eyes bloodshot as he speaks in a hoarse, suggestive voice. "Didn't you think I was making a film? I'll show you in person today."
He turns on the video camera and sets it aside.
Tang Feining gets herself into trouble, and from then on becomes the heroine on his hard drive.
Theme:
Oh my god, what kind of weird thing is this? The male protagonist is so disgusted.
Thanks for the limited fee, I only looked at the front part and it was pretty good~
That Qian Jia is just a lunatic. It's really scary to have such a best friend.
I thought it looked very good when I looked at it from the front, but when I got here I found it was really hard to describe. . . Didn't the heroine know earlier that her ex-girlfriend was having an affair with her brother-in-law? The setting here is still unclear. Isn't this inconsistent? If you don't say anything, you just feel uncomfortable. The male protagonist will try to coax her and she will be fine again. It will happen again next time. Really speechless. . . And the male protagonist, I'm afraid he's the second male protagonist. Is there such an indecisive male protagonist? He obviously knew that his ex-girlfriend was messing around with his half-brother, and he obviously felt disgusted, so why did he just ask her out on a date? Why don't you explain it to your wife? What else are you saying not to mention this person in front of him? This is inconsistent. . .
I finished reading it in a few hours. It's pretty good.
After reading it, overall, the storyline was very novel at the beginning, but then became more and more cliche, with many misunderstandings. I feel that the author has not finished the story, and there are still many storylines that have not been explained. For example, the single tax, the woman in the hero's room, what happened to the hero's parents, why they must be together, etc. I can't think of it right away, but I feel like I haven't finished writing it yet. There were many misunderstandings, but they were not resolved one by one. !
After reading it, overall, the storyline was very novel at the beginning, but then became more and more cliche, with many misunderstandings. I feel that the author has not finished the story, and there are still many storylines that have not been explained. For example, the single tax, the woman in the hero's room, what happened to the hero's parents, why they must be together, etc. I can't think of it right away, but I feel like I haven't finished writing it yet. There were many misunderstandings, but they were not resolved one by one.
How should I put it? Maybe there is a big gap between my personality and that of the heroine, which makes it uncomfortable to watch.
Did the male protagonist sleep with another woman? There was another woman's voice on the phone, and there was no explanation later. I want to know if he had sex with someone else just after the divorce. If he did, did he say whether he loved it or not? It's not sweet at all. I don't feel how much the male protagonist loves the female protagonist. It would be really disgusting if he was still having sex with someone else.
Oh my god, what kind of weird thing is this? The male protagonist is so disgusted.
Thanks for the limited fee, I only looked at the front part and it was pretty good~
That Qian Jia is just a lunatic. It's really scary to have such a best friend.
I thought it looked very good when I looked at it from the front, but when I got here I found it was really hard to describe. . . Didn't the heroine know earlier that her ex-girlfriend was having an affair with her brother-in-law? The setting here is still unclear. Isn't this inconsistent? If you don't say anything, you just feel uncomfortable. The male protagonist will try to coax her and she will be fine again. It will happen again next time. Really speechless. . . And the male protagonist, I'm afraid he's the second male protagonist. Is there such an indecisive male protagonist? He obviously knew that his ex-girlfriend was messing around with his half-brother, and he obviously felt disgusted, so why did he just ask her out on a date? Why don't you explain it to your wife? What else are you saying not to mention this person in front of him? This is inconsistent. . .
I finished reading it in a few hours. It's pretty good.
After reading it, overall, the storyline was very novel at the beginning, but then became more and more cliche, with many misunderstandings. I feel that the author has not finished the story, and there are still many storylines that have not been explained. For example, the single tax, the woman in the hero's room, what happened to the hero's parents, why they must be together, etc. I can't think of it right away, but I feel like I haven't finished writing it yet. There were many misunderstandings, but they were not resolved one by one. !
After reading it, overall, the storyline was very novel at the beginning, but then became more and more cliche, with many misunderstandings. I feel that the author has not finished the story, and there are still many storylines that have not been explained. For example, the single tax, the woman in the hero's room, what happened to the hero's parents, why they must be together, etc. I can't think of it right away, but I feel like I haven't finished writing it yet. There were many misunderstandings, but they were not resolved one by one.
How should I put it? Maybe there is a big gap between my personality and that of the heroine, which makes it uncomfortable to watch.
Did the male protagonist sleep with another woman? There was another woman's voice on the phone, and there was no explanation later. I want to know if he had sex with someone else just after the divorce. If he did, did he say whether he loved it or not? It's not sweet at all. I don't feel how much the male protagonist loves the female protagonist. It would be really disgusting if he was still having sex with someone else.
This Qian Jia, I am also drunk.