Quick Transmigration: You're Destined to Fall for Me

Bu Meng died and went to the underworld.

She walked the Road to the Underworld, crossed the Bridge of Helplessness, and even passed the Terrace of Looking Homeward. She was just about to drink a bowl of Meng Po's soup and be reborn without a care in the world, when she discovered scallions and cilantro in it!

No way!

Absolutely not!

So the underworld officials took her away.

And then she became one of them, a civil servant in the underworld tasked with dispelling resentment across different planes.

Bu Meng thought she could coast along on her fixed salary, eating and waiting for death. Then she realized she had been far too naive.

Every kind of monster and demon was more vicious than the last.

Bu Meng fears nothing, but can someone tell her why this guy, who would rather split himself into pieces than fall in love, keeps holding her back?!!!

This novel is also known as "The Male Lead Keeps Getting Beaten," "The Male Lead Is Completely Useless," "The Female Lead Is Always Rescuing the Male Lead or on Her Way to Rescue Him," "Single by Sheer Skill Until the End of the World," and "A Life of Champion-Level Self-Sabotage."

Please add my new book to your collection: "After Being Struck by Lightning, I Became a System"

Tang Xin failed her tribulation, and a broken System swept away her soul. It claims it's off to play chess with the main System, so the great (damn) mission of guiding the protagonist to the pinnacle of life is now hers. Her perk is that she can absorb faith points from the protagonist to cultivate...

Tang Xin: Cultivate my ass... I don't even have a body!

To rebuild her body, she has no choice but to help her useless Host reach the top of the entertainment industry and become the next Xiang Yuhong.

Tang Xin: Host, I went through hell and back to get you this role. It's perfect for you. You can act it sitting down, so it won't take much effort...

Chi Xuan: The character is disabled, sits in a wheelchair, and only has three lines. I suppose it really won't take much effort...

Tang Xin: Host, you're definitely right for this role. You could act it with your eyes closed!

Chi Xuan: ...The character is blind!

Tang Xin: I got you an endorsement deal. It's a great, popular product with a huge national following. You might even use it yourself someday!

Chi Xuan: ...

Chi Xuan looked down at the kidney supplement in his hand, then at the ad copy: "Ding Kidney Pills, treat kidney deficiency and keep your energy going forever!"

He really wanted to sever ties with this useless, trash-tier System. Why did everyone else's System come with a golden finger, while his was just an obstacle?

This book is also known as "Another Day of Failing to Unbind from My Trash-Tier System."

A look at my upcoming stories

[Sharing a Space with the Villain]

Su Tingyu transmigrated into a book as its biggest white lotus, destined to be used as a stepping stone by the heroine.

The treacherous minister who holds power over the court is her father.

The shameless seductress everyone despises is her mother.

The good-for-nothing playboy who picks fights and teases cats and dogs is her younger brother.

It's fine. If I just stay a useless nobody, no one will take advantage of me!

But the transmigration goddess gave her a magical space, and she starts working hard. After all, unless you put in some effort to explore, you'll never know that your potential is only a tiny bit...

She accepts her fate and settles down to farm, unlocking the space one step at a time. But during the process, she runs into... the villain who slaughtered everyone in the book until only its title remained.

Should she start preparing an eloquent plea for mercy, or just drop to her knees right away?!

Jiang Shiheng has a space containing a treasure vault. Martial arts manuals, military books, weapons: unlock it piece by piece, and revenge will finally be within reach.

But the woman in the space next door is poison!

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!"

The woman next door: "Right! Pay attention to the details! Start small. It's not like you can accomplish anything big anyway!"

"I'll seize every chance for revenge and crush the enemy in one decisive blow!"

The woman next door: "Prepare for every possibility, so that when the opportunity comes, you can deftly avoid it."

"I'll grow stronger! I'll make sure heaven never dares bully me again!"

The woman next door: "It's okay if you try and fail. Keep trying, and you'll get better at failing."

This woman isn't even in the title. Can I kill her?!

[Back to the Seventies to Treat Hemorrhoids]

Zhouzhou transmigrated to the Great Yu Dynasty and became the male lead's background-character ex-wife. She was supposed to die early, but somehow managed to survive.

How terrifying is life in a household full of scheming women? Terrifying enough that... after using the rough paper from the outhouse, her hemorrhoids plagued her throughout her entire time in that household...

Seriously, someone really poisoned the toilet paper. Just how evil can you be!

Because of her hemorrhoids and years of constipation, she had no interest in romance or household intrigue and stayed in the back courtyard as a background character. Even so, she couldn't escape her fated death... Fortunately, she was heaven's chosen one and transmigrated again, this time to China in the 1970s.

Then she discovered that there wasn't even any toilet paper here. People used roof tiles and leaves... And worse, her hemorrhoids had stubbornly come along with her!!!

Zhouzhou thought her life had reached rock bottom... No, she still had plenty of room to fall.

Her scummy ex-husband came along too!

The scummy ex-husband arrived in a strange and wondrous world. He discovered that he had always been an obscure nobody, and that his ex-wife had come too: the one who had insisted on divorcing him, used him as a shield, and always walked with her legs clamped tightly together...

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