New story out now! "Quick Transmigration: You're Destined to Be My Prey"
Lianyi meets a useless System and from then on sets out on the road to godhood.
There are more scumbag men than dogs and shameless women everywhere on the road to godhood.
You won't listen to reason? Put a sack over your head!
You think way too highly of yourself? Put a sack over your head!
A scumbag wants to mess with me? Put a sack over his head!
A shameless woman is going to whine and cry? Put a sack over her head!
System: Awooo!
#What do I do when my Host never follows the rules and insists on roaming the world with a sack?#
#What do I do when my Host has gone crazy before even becoming a god?!#
Lianyi: Put a sack over your head!
System: I've been waiting for that sack~ (Erkang reaching out.jpg)
Life is already hard enough. Why go looking for more suffering? So this useless author is serving readers a bowl of sweet romance!
P.S. This story has no logic! It's a white-suited, feel-good romp!
If you think the first story is too Mary Sue, skip straight to the second one. The first story was the first thing I ever wrote, so it's bound to be rough and immature. I'm sure the stories that follow won't disappoint, my little angels. If you really don't like it, just click the X and leave. Thank you!
Here's an introduction to my new story and upcoming works.
"After Being Struck by Lightning, I Became a System"
Tang Xin failed her tribulation, and her soul was swept into another world, where she became a star-making System. To return and continue cultivating, and to fulfill her dream of ascending, she diligently does her job as a System and accompanies the protagonist on the road to stardom!
Tang Xin: Host, I went through heaven and earth to get you this role. It's perfect for you. You could play it sitting down, and it won't take much effort...
Chi Xuan: The character is disabled, sits in a wheelchair, and only has three lines. It really won't take much effort...
Tang Xin: Host, you'll be great in this role. You could play it with your eyes closed!
Chi Xuan: ...The character is blind!
Tang Xin: I got you an endorsement deal. It's for a great, very mainstream product with a huge national profile. You might even use it yourself someday!
Chi Xuan: ...
Chi Xuan looked down at the kidney tonic in his hand, then at the ad copy: "Ding Kidney Tonic Pills. Treat kidney deficiency and keep your energy going forever!"
I really want to unlink from this useless, garbage System! Why do everyone else's Systems give them a golden finger, while his is a roadblock?
This book is also known as "Another Day of Failing to Unlink from My Useless System"
Introducing my upcoming story:
[Sharing a Space with the Villain]
Su Tingyu transmigrates into a book, becoming the biggest white lotus in the story, someone the heroine uses as a stepping stone.
The treacherous minister who holds power over the court is her father.
The bewitching harlot everyone despises is her mother.
The spoiled young master who bullies cats and dogs is her younger brother.
No problem. As long as I stay useless, nobody will take advantage of me!
But the transmigration deity gives her a magical space, inspiring her to work hard. After all, unless you put in the effort to dig around, you won't know that your potential is only a tiny bit...
She accepts her fate and gets on with farming, unlocking her space one step at a time. But as she does, she runs into...the villain who killed off every character in the book until only its title remained.
Should she take a moment to come up with something to say as she begs for mercy, or would it be better to just get down on her knees?!
Jiang Shiheng has a space containing a treasure vault. Techniques, military texts, weapons: all can be unlocked bit by bit. Revenge is no longer just a dream.
But the woman next door in his space is poisonous!
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!"
The woman across from him: "Exactly! Pay attention to the details! Start small. It's not as if you could accomplish anything big anyway!"
"I'm going to seize every chance to get revenge and crush the enemy in one fell swoop!"
The woman across from him: "Make every preparation possible, so that when the opportunity comes, you can skillfully avoid it."
"I want to grow stronger! I want this world to never dare bully me again!"
The woman across from him: "It's fine if you tried and failed. Try again, and you'll fail even better."
This woman isn't even in the title. Can I kill her?!
[Back to the 1970s to Treat Hemorrhoids]
Zhouzhou transmigrates to the Great Yu dynasty and becomes the male protagonist's ex-wife, a mere background character who was supposed to die young. Instead, she stubbornly survives.
How terrifying is life in an inner household? So terrifying that...after she used the grass paper in the outhouse, her hemorrhoids plagued her throughout her entire battle in the household...
Damn it, someone really did poison the toilet paper. How evil can you get!
Her hemorrhoids and years of constipation leave her with no interest in love or household power struggles. She stays in the back courtyard as a background character, but still can't escape her doomed fate... Luckily, she's one of the chosen ones and transmigrates again, this time to China in the 1970s.
Later, she discovers there's not even toilet paper here. People have to use roof tiles and leaves... And even worse, her hemorrhoids have come along with her!
Zhouzhou thought her life had hit rock bottom... No, there's still plenty of room to fall.
Her scumbag ex-husband has come along too!
The scumbag ex-husband arrives in a strange and wondrous world. He discovers that the ex-wife who was always a nobody, who insisted on divorcing him and used him as a shield, and who always walked with her butt clenched, has come here too...
Theme:
It's really an ending for the sake of ending. It's all over suddenly without explaining anything clearly. There's no explanation about the system fragmentation. There's no explanation about whether the hero has recovered his memory. Is this a bad ending? . .
It ended so hastily. Why did the system collect those fragments? Why did the male protagonist always lose his memory during later time travels? I feel like the frame you wrote was too big and was not filled up in the end.
The ending of Elam Elf is awesome hahahahaha
Why did it end inexplicably? What about the system? What about the debris collected by the system? Please come out and make it clear!!
Emmm, do you want it to end so hastily?
I also want to see the legitimate daughter mode, the concubine mode, the legitimate wife mode, the stepmother mode, the extra-marital model, the daughter-in-law mode, the sister-in-law mode, the mother-in-law mode, the romance mode, the Machiavellian mode, the fall-from-favor mode, the lower court mode, the Jianghu mode, the house fight mode, the palace fight mode~
Oh, my dear, you have so much that you haven't written yet, so why don't you write it again~
Is it over?!!!
So why is the finale with Durex? Durex and hope for the future are shattered together. . .
I didn't enjoy watching it. I felt like a lot of things were not explained clearly.