Today, Too, I Must Compete with the Buddha for a Woman [Ancient to Modern]

Dad's Still Slapping You in the Face Today, by Lao Hei Zai Jia, currently updating

Blurb:

After waking up one day, Li An, a first-year university student in the sciences, found himself a humanities student with only three months left before the college entrance exams, and more than sixty jin of extra fat on his body.

Extremely depressed, Li An wrote in his diary: Month X, Year X. I've become a fat, plain, round person...

In another city, a school heartthrob was just about to go to sleep when he heard an eerie female voice: Month X, Year X. You've become a fat, plain, round person.

School heartthrob: ...

Diary Entry One:

Li An: Today I spotted an actor with broad shoulders, narrow hips, and long legs. I like him so much!

What the school heartthrob heard: Today I spotted an actor with broad shoulders, narrow hips, and long legs. You like him so much~

School heartthrob: No, I don't. I didn't say that.

Diary Entry Two:

Li An: I watched a romance drama today and realized the male lead is so handsome! Especially when he went to play basketball in a white shirt, then tilted his head back to drink water during halftime. His Adam's apple moved, and his shirt was half-soaked. Oh my god, I want to be his wife!

The next day, the school heartthrob wore a white shirt to provoke the basketball team at the school next door. He finally got the game he wanted, and drank bottled water at halftime just as planned.

That night, Li An wrote in his diary: Ugh, there were too many people watching the game today. I'm too short. I couldn't even see the players!

Final Diary Entry:

Li An: I am your favorite person in my life.

What the school heartthrob heard: You are my favorite person in my life.

The Historical Romance, After All the Men in the Family Died, by Lao Hei Zai Jia, is also updating!

Blurb:

All the men of the Loyal and Brave Marquis's household were killed in battle in a single night.

The women of the household collapsed to the ground, weeping.

Han Mi had married into the family only three months ago and hadn't even consummated the marriage. Looking at the little brat clutching her trouser leg and crying his nose off, she sighed in frustration. "Stop crying! So the general is gone. I'll be the general!"

Blurb:

It's the third year since Hu Ranran and Lu Chi broke up. Sitting alone in her apartment, she felt lost as she carefully revisited every moment of their past. After a long while, she lifted her head, her eyes sparkling like stars. She had made up her mind. She would go back and find him! She would get back together with him.

Lu Chi: ...Sorry, I don't think I agree. ㄟ( ▔︶▔ )ㄏ

Hu Ranran is not the heroine! Hu Ranran is not the heroine! Hu Ranran is not the heroine! The important things must be said three times. The heroine of this story is the coolest and most beautiful! The heroine is a woman who takes on the role of a man! The only thing in the heroine's heart is Buddha. She regards the hero as no more than one of all things!

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