[Western Crossover] Containing Them with My Looks

Ms. Marlene von Somol has a rather dangerous profession. She works for the American branch of the [REDACTED] Foundation, where she captures and recruits humanoid creatures with supernatural powers classified as Keter (high-risk). After being demoted because of a command error, Ms. Somol suddenly discovers...

●Her student wasn't even contained by the organization, and has changed her secret identity to sell scrap metal with that big blue bald guy next door?

●The hunky alien boy she met in the Arctic has gone dark all of a sudden??

●The playboy she shared the stage with is actually the local superhero???

●And... why is everyone calling her Margarita (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻? Want to hear about her embarrassing past?

Having served as the goddess of a World War II veteran, the pride of Germany, Wonder Woman's confidante, and Captain America's navigator, Ms. Somol, well over a hundred years old and still as lovely as a little fairy, slowly blows a smoke ring.

Of course, there's one most important thing:

Beauty is justice.

We don't need to rely on force to contain things. We just rely on beauty and go wild.

1. A crossover with [REDACTED] and various American and British TV shows. You can enjoy this even if you don't know the [REDACTED] Foundation.

2. Lots of wish fulfillment. Pairing undecided, with original worldbuilding. I'll try to avoid OOC. The timeline follows my imagination. Granny Somol is based on my favorite goddess, Marlene Dietrich. She's younger than Diana but older than Cap.