[Past Life]
Female lead: What should I do? I want to kiss you again.
Male lead: Make do with something else. Don't even think about it.
Onlookers: Forget thinking about it. Bite him!
[This Life]
Lady White: Let me kiss you just once (o^^o)
Xu Guaren: No! (￣へ￣)
Lady White: I'll flood Jinshan Temple (￣▽￣)
Xu Guaren: How long do I have to kiss you? _(:3"∠)_
The thousand-year-old little white snake from Qingcheng Mountain, whose heart has just begun to stir, waited a thousand years for the one she longed for. At last, she found him, except... wasn't he her enemy?
Male leads: Zhuque, Ye Honglian, Ye Weiyang, Xu Hanwen, Xu Xian (they're all you anyway)
Female leads: Little White Snake, Little White, Bai Su, Lady White, Madam White Snake (the Immortal White couple)
Theme:
Chichi: I suddenly received Yaoyao's confession, and I was so moved that I burst into tears! Come on, come over and give me a hug! Yaoyao: Go away and wipe your nose with a tissue first! I am a hygienic person! Chi Chi: It's over, what the heck, you'll be lenient if you confess, and strict if you resist. You can honestly tell me when Bai Su and his wife will leave the tower, when they will have their second child, and when the Yutang brothers will become fathers! Yaoyao: You should be strict, I choose to resist! Chichi:…
Chichi: Yaoyao, Yaoyao, you actually know how to fill the hole? I'm buried inside, hibernating! Yaoyao: It's summer now, hibernating! Chichi: Just because it's summer, that's why I got into the refrigerator! Yaoyao: You are right! Who kept me from filling in the pits for so long! Chichi: You still have some conscience! However, I still want to criticize you, why do you want Miss Xiaoqing to trick her old man again! Why is Zhang Yutang so miserable? Doesn't his horoscope suit you? Yaoyao: The trap this time is not big, so it may not be possible to bury him! Zhang Yutang: I read Yaoyao's answer. Should I cry or laugh? Xiaoqing: What? Are you unwilling to jump into the hole I dug? Zhang Yutang: It's so sweet, so sweet! Chichi: Brother, wish yourself good luck!
Chichi: After taking a sip of tea and tasting it, I realized, why can't Bilian and Shilin be more straightforward? Does Bilian think that Shilin still cares about her as a sister? Shilin: My actions are so ambiguous, why don't you understand? Chichi: You said it was ambiguous yourself, can you make it clear? Bilian, tell me, do you understand? Bilian: Yaoyao, should I understand or not? Yaoyao: Chichi, don't blame Bilian, I know you are the mastermind! Chichi: I dare to take responsibility, so tell me, how did they deal with this matter? Is this a sign of your intentions, or is this a continued misunderstanding? Yaoyao: If you ask me, I'll tell you. Wouldn't that make me lose face?! I won't tell you! Chichi: You... You are cruel!
Chichi: Bilian made a super light bulb. Bilian Bilian, then the color of this light bulb should be green. Baoshan and Mei Niang's pink bubbles are paired with green lights. Why do you always feel weird? Baoshan: Go away and ruin the atmosphere. You are number one! Chichi: No matter what the field, it's not bad to get first place! Thank you, thank you! Baoshan: This person's brain is broken. Please leave slowly and don't send him away! Chichi: My old lady Chichi will come back! Yaoyao: Why are the lines so familiar? Chichi: To go further, please refer to Hu Hansan's lines in the movie "Sparkling Red Star"; to go closer, please think of the farewell declaration of the Big Big Wolf who disappears every time in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf! Yaoyao: I'm still young and haven't even seen it! Chichi:…
Chichi: It feels like these two silly boys regard each other as imaginary love rivals! Shilin: There is never a word for stupid in my dictionary! There is only the word stupid in his dictionary! Baoshan: Please don't harm others, be careful if you harm others it will not be beneficial to you! Mei Niang, Bi Lian: The two of you over there are fighting. Please watch the opportunity. It's important to save people first! Chichi: Human? A mythical beast, a demon, how can there be anyone! Crowd: Go away!
Oh my god, finally saw the shadows of Bai Su and Guan Ren?
Chichi: Finally updated, it's not easy! Yaoyao: Let's relax during the May Day holiday! Chichi: As soon as the update was released, Bilian became obsessed with it. Yaoyao's imagination should have expanded again during this holiday! Yaoyao: I will take this as a compliment! Chichi: By the way, when will Miss Qing give birth to a baby? Aunt Qing came to protect Shilin, Zhang Yutang quickly came to protect his wife, be careful of fetal gas! Yaoyao: You should still be concerned about how Bai Su entered Ye Honglian's consciousness! Chichi: As long as you don't add any obstacles, the difficulty level shouldn't be high! Yaoyao: ... Then should I add to the problem? Chichi: If you don't add more obstacles, you won't be a monster anymore!
Chichi: "I am your sister" is so classic! Finally appeared! As I said on Weibo last time, look at the broad and profound Chinese language and culture! Bilian, Shilin: Why do the people above sound so happy! This is a sad turning point, okay? Chichi: All good things take a long time, don't be hasty, just simmer over low heat to make good soup! I didn't see it, but Yaoyao pushed Baoshan and Mei Niang into the water! Now that there is water, it's time to add fire! Is this guy Shilin's vomiting blood considered fire or firewood? Shilin: Why are you so happy when I vomit blood? Chichi: After vomiting blood, is it worth holding a beautiful woman back? Shilin: It doesn't seem like a loss! Chichi: Yaoyao, do you hear me? Let him vomit another two pounds! Shi Lin…
Chichi: Isn't this Dharma monk Fahai again? This guy won't mess with Shilin again after destroying Bai Su and his wife, right? Is the woman in red a monster? Mei Niang has shown her true form, and she has probably become Brother Baoshan's pet. Doesn't that mean she can be kissed and hugged, her face can be rubbed, and her tail can be pulled? Baoshan: Just think about it and you will be happy! Mei Niang: I am also very happy! Shilin: Mei Niang, can you be more reserved? Chichi: I guess the word reserved doesn't exist in Mei Niang's dictionary! Bilian: Comrades, should you be concerned about me who is missing? Chichi: Don't rush, Yaoyao will arrange for you to appear!
Chichi: Yaoyao sold it at this moment, but even after talking for a long time, he didn't even tell who the woman in red was! Look at the stream of people in Shilin, it's almost filling up the West Lake! Yaoyao: I told you to take your time, you can't eat a fat man in one sitting! Chichi: When Yaoyao neglected her duties and went to draw pictures, the girl Bilian was wearing red. Could it be that the woman in red was Bilian? If so, why is she masked? Yaoyao: Not doing your job properly? You know that being a painter is not my main job, maybe writing is my side job! Chichi: Yaoyao is changing the topic, it seems that he refuses to spoil the story! Baoshan: Hey, hey, we don't know where we are floating to yet. Can you pick us up first? Chichi: I'll give you a chance to kiss Meiniang. Maybe there will be artificial respiration or something in the future. You'd better soak in it for a while longer. I'll make sure I can't drown you! Hee hee hee Baoshan: Then I'll drink more water and wait for that kiss! Shilin: I'm on my way here, Mei Niang, don't move, just let me come! Baoshan:…