[Crossover] Nothing Can Scare Our Kuritaguchi Family

The underachieving, scatterbrained, sickly, unlucky Master of Honmaru No. 24568 is troubled every day.

He's been a Saniwa for three years, and he's realized that he seems to have... raided the Awataguchi family nest?

It's really troubling. He isn't especially obsessed with rare swords, and everyone in the Honmaru is great, but! As someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder, seeing an incomplete sword registry is so! Hard! To! Bear!

But come to think of it, the Saniwa on the forum are all so strange?

Isn't the Awataguchi family's big brother the 189-cm Tenga Ichigo? What's this 177-cm Ichigo Hitofuri?

How can the Awataguchi family have only one tachi, their big brother? Aren't the long-legged Midare, Maeda, and Hirano tachi too?

Yakeno's only 153 cm tall, so what is this two-meter-thirty aura? Why are you slandering my 183-cm uchigatana daddy? Don't you have a conscience?

And what's with the wakizashi twins? The Awataguchi family doesn't have any wakizashi! Namazuo and Honebami are naginata, I swear!

Ugh! Are you even real coworkers?

P.S. This is a wildly imaginative story, so please be sure to read the guide before diving in, especially point three!

1. Yagen is an uchigatana; Maeda, Hirano, and Midare are tachi. (The idea came from a Bilibili MMD. I recommend looking it up.)

2. Namazuo and Honebami are naginata, and Tenga Ichigo is a separate character! (Note: Tenga Ichigo isn't the name Ichigo Hitofuri had before being shortened. I chose it simply to make them easier to tell apart. If you have any related information, please let me know! Thank you, mwah!)

3. Tenga Ichigo is proud and hot-tempered! Though he's the eldest brother, the entire Awataguchi family spoils him like their youngest brother! Please take note!

4. A truly sickly male Saniwa, with both physical and psychological illnesses. Everyone dotes on him. No pairings.

5. Updates are irregular.

6. If you're fine with all of the above, enjoy reading! O(∩_∩)O