How to Properly Avoid Blind Dates

When Xu Fengshi arrived at the blind date his mother had arranged, he was shocked to see a man sitting at the table. His mother was really that desperate for him to find someone? Even a guy would do?! After Xue Chang once again wrapped up a blind date in record time, he sat down at a nearby table to rest. Then a man suddenly sat down, thinking he was Xue Chang's blind date. A bold idea struck him: I could pretend to date this guy! Xue Chang: If we pretend to be dating, don't you think they'll stop setting us up? Isn't this a perfect plan? Xu Fengshi: I get the logic, but why don't I just pretend to date a girl? Xue Chang: You think your mom will be satisfied if you find a girlfriend? How naive. Once you have a girlfriend, do you think she won't start nagging you to get married? And once you're married, do you think she won't start nagging you to have kids? Xu Fengshi: ...You might have a point. Xue Chang: But it'll be different if you're with me. They'll do everything they can to break us up and set you back on the right path, so they definitely won't pressure you anymore. What is that? Freedom! Xu Fengshi: Then it's settled! After that, things got a little out of hand... Xue Chang: Why do I think this guy is so cute? Is it just me? Xu Fengshi: Why do I keep feeling like this guy is hitting on me? Is it just me? A thick-headed, no-nonsense artist bottom who doesn't fall for tricks X a scheming, accomplished top whose tricks are useless Please add my next novel to your to-read list! The System Keeps Trying to Make Me Plagiarize [Showbiz] System: Countless classic works from Earth's civilization in a parallel world. They'll guarantee you instant fame! Chu Yundu: I'm not plagiarizing. Get lost! ↑ Click here and you can adopt a wild author! It has five times the protein of beef. First come, first served. Latecomers can have the broth~ Embedded data failed to be displayed. Theme: