A Rural Romance Between a Lame Man and a Pockmarked Man

One day, Li the Lame and Zhang the Pockmarked somehow got together and became sworn partners. And the truth is always plain to see for the sharp-eyed masses. Auntie Wang: One day, I went out to buy cotton, and saw Zhang the Pockmarked holding a fish and smiling at Li the Lame... Little Sister Li: Brother Li... what a shame. But at least Zhang the Pockmarked is always going over to talk to him, even though I still hate those pockmarks all over his face. Old Man Zhang: Ahem, ahem, I'm getting old... Hasn't Li Si always been with Zhang the Pockmarked? Don't pick on an old man just because he's old! My eyes still work pretty well. Just yesterday... Zhang the Pockmarked protests: That's a distortion of the facts. I don't have any pockmarks! Li the Lame: Smiles. Theme: