The General Is Seriously Fierce

After crushing the Northern Qi royal camp, General Ji Wuyou of the Northwest Army held overwhelming military power. She was only one proclamation away from carving out her own territory and declaring herself ruler when she received an imperial decree. The wording was polite: the court was inviting her back to the capital to receive a title. Her subordinates pleaded with her, “General, you mustn’t go. This is a Feast at Hongmen. You’ll never come back!” The pale, sickly young woman leaned against her chair and smiled faintly. When she raised her eyes, they gleamed with bloodlust. “Whose Feast at Hongmen it is remains to be seen.” Ji Wuyou soon showed everyone that you can’t judge a person by appearances, any more than you can measure the ocean with a bucket. The heir of the Marquis’s household said one wrong thing and had both legs broken. A censor who spoke out to impeach her was dragged into a dark alley on his way home. Even the mighty Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard was pointed at and denounced as a lackey. Everyone waited to see when Ji Wuyou would die. Ji Wuyou: Heh. Ji Wuyou went into berserk mode and started naming names as she settled scores. Under the terrifying pressure, some people gave up hope, some fought desperately, and others seemed to lose their minds and develop a twisted taste for being tormented. The Vice Minister of Works blushed. “General Ji... you’re not actually like the rumors say.” The heir of Prince Rui smiled tenderly. “I really like lively, confident women.” The Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard spoke with murderous menace. “General Ji has served the country for years. Who are you to erase her achievements?” Ji Wuyou: “?” If you’re sick, get treated. [Bonus Scene] One day, worried about the matter, the Grand Secretary asked the emperor what kind of wife he wanted. Grand Secretary: “What sort of woman does Your Majesty like?” Emperor Wenyao: “Gentle in temperament, learned and reasonable, talented enough to compose poetry, and graceful and refined.” The Grand Secretary was greatly relieved. He searched high and low until he found a gifted woman who perfectly fit the requirements, then arranged a blind date for them. Afterward, he asked, “What did Your Majesty think?” Emperor Wenyao: “I was wrong. A woman this perfect isn’t right for me.” Emperor Wenyao: “I’m better suited to someone with a few flaws.” Emperor Wenyao: “A little more hot-tempered, a little prouder, a little more willful, a little more spoiled...” The Grand Secretary rushed out the door with his sword, intent on settling the score with Ji Wuyou. Damn it, what has she done to the emperor’s taste in women! [Bonus Scene 2] The Northwest Army generals: If you insist, having two rulers govern together isn’t out of the question. Emperor Wenyao, overjoyed: You agree to marry General Ji to me and make her empress? The Northwest Army generals: No, you’re the empress. Emperor Wenyao: “?” Black outside, white inside & white outside, black inside Two powerful leads PS: In extreme circumstances, the heroine is forced to take extreme measures against her enemies. If this makes you uncomfortable, please stop reading... A light political scheming story with satisfying wish fulfillment and sweet romance, focused on healing. The heroine has eight love interests. Please don’t read if that’s not your thing. Coming soon: I Captured the Strongest Sword Cultivator in the Cultivation World I am the Demon Lord of the Xuan Sect, the number one villain in the entire cultivation world. I can summon wind and rain and do anything. Every orthodox cultivator in the world grits their teeth in hatred and fear whenever they hear my name, and every year, genius youths rush to kill me like moths to a flame. Actually, my daily life is pretty monotonous. I have everything I want and live without a care in the world. Apart from going out to have fun, disciplining my subordinates, and tormenting the silly little fools who come to my door, there isn’t much to enjoy. One day, I took a liking to an orthodox cultivator across the way. I decided to make him mine. A shocking piece of news shook the cultivation world. The head of the Qianyuan Sect, the strongest orthodox cultivator, the greatest sword wielder under heaven, the Frostglory Sword Venerable... He’d been kidnapped! Had the demonic cultivators across the way really become that powerful?! The orthodox cultivators were horrified. The Qianyuan Sect erupted into chaos. Everyone shouted about launching a punitive expedition, but not a single person dared to go and fight the demonic cultivators. In the Demon Palace of the Xuan Sect, a sword cultivator dressed in white was tightly chained to a bed with black iron. His clothes were disheveled, his long hair loose, but his expression remained cool and detached. His eyes held restrained fury and humiliation. I sat beside the bed, resting my chin in my hand as I watched him. Ah... Now that I’ve got him, what should I do? Obviously, everything I’ve been wanting to do! :) The Frostglory Sword Venerable had lived an upright and honorable life, but just past the age of a thousand, he suffered the greatest calamity of his life. He was kidnapped by the Demon Lord of the Xuan Sect and imprisoned in the inner palace, where he was subjected to every kind of humiliation. After enduring countless hardships to escape, he had lost his primordial yang. That was more than a stain on his reputation. It was a stain! The people of the cultivation world felt great sympathy for the Sword Venerable. Whenever he came up in conversation, they sighed and shook their heads. But they didn’t know that every night, when the cool and aloof Sword Venerable sat with his eyes closed on his jade platform, his mind would return to the countless scenes of passion and romance in the inner palace of the Xuan Sect. Pairing: Black outside, white inside, reckless and clueless young Demon Lord x truly white, chaste and proper Sword Venerable who can take no more This is a silly comedy. The main story is told in third person. Theme: The importance of building a society governed by the rule of law and upholding fairness and justice.