Mr. Quan's Bedtime Dreams

Liu Qi'en posted online asking for help:

Recently, I've been really troubled. I met an oppa online whom I really, really like and feel a strong connection with.

In my imagination, he had monolids, a small face and delicate features, and when he smiled, his eyes crinkled. His smile was so infectious, comfortable, and cute.

Then we met in person...

This handsome guy has almost perfect features and a face as cold as ice. You've got thick brows and big eyes, long eyelashes, and you're really handsome! But sorry, I like delicate, cute boys with small eyes, radiant smiles, and chubby cheeks!!!

Netizen 1: Is the OP just bragging that her online crush didn't turn out to be a disappointment in person?

Netizen 2: ... +1 to the person above

Netizen 3: ...I also think the OP is bragging

Netizen N: If the OP doesn't like him, can I take this handsome guy home? (?>?

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