Big Shot, Does Your Face Hurt?

In high school, Qiao Xi would stay up all night with everyone, coding and bragging with a cigarette dangling from his lips. “There’s nothing in this world besides code that I could look at for an hour and still not get enough of!” In the year they graduated, Yan Yan appeared at the ceremony in a gorgeous, floor-length white dress. The great Qiao stared at her all night without blinking. In front of his rowdy friends, he got spectacularly proven wrong. In college, Qiao Xi kissed the trophy for the Information Security Open Competition in front of the cameras and declared to the whole country, “For the sake of the career I love, I won’t date before I turn thirty!” He’d barely graduated in his senior year when a photo of him proposing on one knee shot straight into the top three trending topics. In front of his fans, he got proven wrong again, even more spectacularly! At their wedding, Qiao Xi held the microphone and spoke at length. “I’d like to thank my wife for admiring me and being infatuated with me all these years. I hope you’ll keep this wonderful spirit alive in the years to come!” Amid the guests’ teasing and laughter, Yan Yan slowly raised a hand to Qiao Xi’s cheek and asked softly with a smile, “Great One, does your face hurt?” One day, I’ll design a robot of my own to confess to you. Yezi’s next book: He’s So Shameless Luo Yan was famous for being aloof at school. His eyes were deep and bright, his bearing extraordinary, like a refined young gentleman stepped straight out of a painting. When the girls secretly watched him and gossiped, he always seemed indifferent and taciturn. His buddies joked, “Brother Luo, that mouth, that face, those long legs, tsk tsk. If we had those, how many girls would be falling for us?” Luo Yan lowered his head to read. His slender fingers turned the pages, his profile as beautiful as jade. He said nothing. Su Xiaoxiao, sitting beside him, snickered and nudged his shoe. “Hey, Class Monitor, your classmates are talking to you!” That evening, back at their little courtyard, Luo Yan clasped her hands and gazed into her eyes. “My mouth is for kissing you; my face is for tempting you; my legs are for wrapping around you.” He raised an eyebrow. “So, classmate, how was my answer? Satisfied?” Su Xiaoxiao blushed scarlet. “It’s so-so.” Luo Yan narrowed his long, slender eyes. “So-so?” He leaned in close. “I suggest you experience it for yourself.” Afterward... Luo Yan: “How about now?” Su Xiaoxiao: “Five stars!” -In public, I’m a cold, noble prince. In private, I’m your shameless man. The male lead is shameless to the max. Theme: