Fans retweeted Weibo to win lottery prizes in a lottery, and Heizi kept complaining for two days about stepping on watermelon rinds when going out in winter.
Li Jing's koi physique has spread throughout the entertainment industry.
Reporter: What do you want to say in the face of netizens' comments about your koi physique?
Li Jing (with an innocent face): What? I don't remember.
A boss: Then do you remember me?
Li Jing (alert): Remember, my natural enemy!
A certain boss (reluctantly took out a small red book): No, we are legally certified husband and wife. The next article by the author of Seven Seconds Memory Goldfish Essence × Very Capable Osprey Essence, the author's danmei follow-up article:
Dressed as a villain and then hesitating with the protagonist
After Bai Xiyu used ten long comments to criticize the author for suddenly whitewashing the villain, he got the author's five-character reply: If you can do it, go ahead!
Baixiyu: If I go, I will go!
So when he woke up the next day, he found that he had really slept.
After Bai Xiyu lamented the misfortune for a while, he made up his mind to be a good villain, work conscientiously to torture the protagonist, and return to modern times after success.
The result...
——He kills people
Protagonist: I know...
——He seizes the treasure
Protagonist: I understand...
——He gets angry and blocks people
Protagonist: I understand...
——He wants to marry the protagonist's sweetheart to arouse the protagonist's hatred
Protagonist: No! Baixi Island is mine!
Baixiyu slowly typed a question mark:?
The protagonist who has completed the entire love story in his mind
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