The Daily Showdown of Two Super Bosses' Acting Skills

The main story is complete. Not sure whether there'll be bonus chapters... _(:з"∠)_ My next story, "His Majesty Can't See Through Me," is open for advance collection. Please check it out, thanks~ Legend has it that there are two peerless masters in the martial world who strike fear into everyone's hearts. One is named Xia Yi, handsome and refined, modest and reserved. His distinguishing features: he's lame and blind. The other is named Min Xun, a money-grubbing fiend with a terrible reputation. His signature move: wildly swinging his fists. Both are famous and rule the north and south, yet they've never met. Some predict that if these two ever meet, a fierce battle is inevitable, and the martial world will be drenched in blood and plunged into catastrophe. But the truth is... Xia Yi: I'm no master. I'm a local through and through, with no car or house and a body full of ailments. I'm a total weakling, can't read a single character, and am hopelessly provincial. Min Xun: Same here. Don't worry about being sick. I'll take care of you and treat you well. Xia Yi: If I'm lying, may I be a dog. Min Xun: Me too... No, I won't let you say that about yourself! Later: Xia Yi: Woof woof woof! Min Xun: ...Woof. * A top who agrees with everything his wife says x a bottom so powerful he can conquer heaven and earth, who spoils his husband rotten. Two top-tier big shots mistake each other for a weak little rookie, then enthusiastically help each other "level up and fight monsters" in their daily life of mutual doting. This novel currently has an 80% anti-piracy ratio and a 72-hour delay. I hope you lovely readers will support the official release and leave this broke author some breakfast money. A deep bow of thanks! Reading Guide and Warnings 1. Neither of them is actually blind or lame. The secondary pairing is BG. The point of view switches between the top and bottom, top first, then bottom. 2. I made up all the worldbuilding. It's not based on anything, so don't overthink it. 3. Any awkward phrasing was written by my cat. 4. The leads are responsible for doting on each other, the supporting cast for the comedy, and the passersby for background chatter and moving the plot along. You ask about the writing? There is none. Theme: