I Respect You, You're a Real Man

Copywriting one: Xiao Wai, a spoiler addict, was punished by God and traveled into a novel. She became the N-girl in the book who was slapped to death by the male protagonist and couldn't even pick her off the wall. This woman N, whose surname is Ogi and whose name is Akihao, is 1.75 In height and 130 in weight. With sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes, a majestic appearance, impressive heroic spirit, and infinite strength, he can break mountains and crush rocks, go into battle to kill enemies, and protect his family and country. He is omnipotent. Xiao Wai, who dreams of becoming a classic beauty: emmmmm... The male protagonist of the novel: "Mr. Ogi is a chivalrous and courageous man. Bai has admired him for a long time. How about becoming sworn brothers today?" The heroine of the novel: "Young hero Di had a favor for saving Ran Ran's life, but he had no way to repay her, so he had no choice but to promise her with his own life. Do young heroes dislike Ran Ran?" Xiaowai: Let me tell you, I am a mother, really! I don't want a king, I don't want a beautiful woman, I want to be a woman! (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ Copywriting two: Li Banxian'er, who claims that she can't calculate ten for one, went out to her stall in the morning and found a handsome young man coming next door to grab business. The young man's booth was simple but his tone was loud. He claimed that he would pay a hundred for every fake one, and he only counted high-ranking officials, princes and generals. Li Banxian'er stared at it for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up. Qiqi Ai Ai walked over to him, rubbed his hands and said, "This... Strong man brother, as the saying goes, you can judge people's subtleties and judge the truth. I am the best at bone touching. Why don't you let me touch it for you?" Xiao Wai looked at his fellow Banxian'er, who was as tall as a mountain in front of him, with a smile on his face and slightly parted lips, "Get out!" Unofficial title: "What should I do if the male protagonist, the female protagonist, the supporting character, and the female protagonist both want to have sex with me?" I beg you for a way to reduce your popularity, and I will thank you very much_(:з∠)_ The follow-up article "Growing Up" is now available for pre-order, click on the column to see it~ touch it (づ￣3￣)づ Guanwen and mine clearance guide 1. The woman who really knows the plot VS the man who deceives and kidnaps 2. Everyone wants to have sex with the heroine VS The heroine wants everyone to have sex with each other 3. Xiao Leng knew that he was talking nonsense, and the truth-seeking academic staff put down his folding stool 4. Happy and brainless, Su breaks the sky, thunder is cautious, thank you ~ The anti-theft ratio is 70%, 24 hours a day, supports genuine products, and allows you to earn some breakfast money by eating Tulang, thank you again~~ Cover thanks to my good friend @PIDANXianren The column asks for love, let Xiao Leng take you to let yourself go in all kinds of high-energy imagination hahahahahaha... Welcome to tease on Weibo~ Intention: