[Crossover] 100 Ways to Make a Superhero Movie

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Bella Chen, an obscure Hollywood assistant director, receives a series of bizarre offers after her directorial debut, Black Widow, becomes a huge success.

JARVIS: I wrote a screenplay in 42 seconds. It's called The Melancholy of Artificial Intelligence.

Thor: I want a tourism promo for Asgard, playing on loop on Earth.

Some agency at S.H.I.E.L.D.: The United States is celebrating the 240th anniversary of its founding and the sixth anniversary of Captain America's return. We need a Captain America heroic epic as a gift for Independence Day! (Steve: What?)

Bella: ???

And then there's Iron Man, already calling the shots on set...

Tony: There are only three people in this world I'd allow to play me in a biopic: a young Al Pacino, a slimmed-down Leonardo DiCaprio, and Justin Timberlake with Tom Hanks' acting skills.

Tony: Why am I a temperamental, ungrateful narcissist in this script?

Tony: This scene doesn't show off how rich and generous I am enough.

Bella: Here, here. You can have the director's chair. You shoot it.

A story about making superhero movies in a superhero movie universe.

Reader's Guide:

1. Hollywood and superheroes. A slow build, with the career storyline as the focus.

2. The original timeline speeds up or slows down according to the author's mood.

3. Any real people who appear in the story are purely imagined by the author. Please don't take it to heart.

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