The Penguin Dad's Daily Face-Slapping [Quick Transmigration]

Coming soon: Please add to your collection, "The Nobody Attention-Seeker from a Dating Show Novel Becomes Everyone's Favorite [Book Transmigration]" and "The Campus Alpha Impostor Gets Marked by His Mind-Reading Rival"! Blurb: Qiu Xichen, a celebrity zookeeper, was so addicted to cuddling animals that he couldn't stop himself. Then one day, he was forcibly bound to a "Fortune System" and transmigrated to various worlds, where he took the place of those abandoned by fate, face-slapped scoundrels, and turned his life around. He also got a baby emperor penguin that loved cuddles, called him Dad, and had all kinds of golden fingers. Qiu Xichen said, "Who cares if I've been dealt a terrible hand!" [Entertainment Industry] Scummy Agent: "You won't become famous anyway, so I'll just give the opportunities you fought for to someone else!" Scummy Fellow Apprentice: "Take the blame for me for the rest of your life! That's what your life is worth." [Interstellar Empire] Psychopathic Prince Consort: "Everyone says you're innocent, but I still want you to die with my brother!" Prince's Daughter, Desperate to Protect Her Husband: "If my husband wants you dead, then you die!" [Modern Wealthy Family] Scummy Dad: "Your mother and I never loved each other. Your birth was a mistake!" Scummy Stepmother and Scummy Brother: "You say you don't want to fight over the family fortune, and you think we'll believe you? We're going to make sure you spend your whole life penniless and with no way out!" In the end: All the scoundrels: "Why are we the ones whose lives have become worse than death?!" Please support "The Nobody Attention-Seeker from a Dating Show Novel Becomes Everyone's Favorite [Book Transmigration]"! The biggest attention-seeker in history has joined a dating show! #Qiyingying's Tantrums Make All the Contestants Spit# #Qiyingying Begs and Still Nobody Picks Him# The haters got the trending topics ready in advance, vowing to tear Hua Qi apart. But, to their surprise, the trending topics that flooded the internet were: #Qiyingying: Excellent people are always competing with themselves. I'll be even more obnoxious# #Everyone Has a One-Sided Crush on Qiyingying# Haters: ...I'll just tear myself apart. * Reborn as an attention-seeking cannon-fodder character, so unpopular he's fallen through the floor, abused online, neglected by his father and manipulated by his mother, betrayed and humiliated by the man he worships, and starved for love in an unhealthy way, Hua Qi thinks this is asking too much of him. He's sick of killing zombies and can't wait to get started. During the gift-giving segment, short on money, he wailed like he was mourning the dead. After they comforted him, he charged into the mountains and came back with a nest of live snakes. "A token of love! There's enough for everyone who sees them!" The sweet dating show turned into a horror movie. During the chores segment, his biological mother's lackey coaxed him: "Go on, fall into the pig manure. Once the ratings go up, countless viewers will feel sorry for you and like you." "Okay, sob sob!" Hua Qi tearfully shoved the lackey into the pig manure. The lackey: ...Do you even have the nerve to cry? The entire production crew was driven mad, yet everyone rushed to be his M. The white-moonlight protagonist was willing to be Hua Qi's number one, the man who had wronged his original self knelt and begged him to come back, and the powerful villain pinned Hua Qi against a wall and kissed him wildly, pleading in a frenzy: "Baby, Crying God, won't you add me to your harem?" One-on-one, both virgins, sweet and satisfying, silly fun, with face-slapping and scoundrel-punishing mini-scenes. Please support "The Campus Alpha Impostor Gets Marked by His Mind-Reading Rival"! Mind-reading, wants to bite his wife every second, unconventional genius Alpha X Alpha impostor, outwardly lecherous and fierce but inwardly pure, soft, and sweet, school bully Omega Sheng Xiaorui, the genius big shot of No. 6 High School, and Qi Yan, the infamous lecherous and fierce school bully, couldn't stand each other until one day he heard Qi Yan's inner thoughts. 1. Qi Yan, the school bully, stared hungrily at a beautifully dressed Omega with glowing green eyes, nearly scaring him unconscious. His inner monologue: "Wow! That hair clip is so pretty. I want to wear it!" 2. Qi Yan, the school bully, cornered some thugs in an alley and beat them until they knelt and called him Dad. His inner monologue: "Ahhh, "The Handsome Top Student Begs for a Kiss from the Sweet Little Omega" is out! Once I'm done beating these guys, I'll go buy it!" Sheng Xiaorui: "..." Then one day, Qi Yan unexpectedly went into heat and hid in the sports equipment room. His inner monologue: "Thank goodness the doors and windows can block pheromones. Otherwise, everyone would find out I'm a sweet-smelling Omega!" "..." Sheng Xiaorui happened to pass by and hear his thoughts. Acting on impulse, he took out the key and opened the door... The students discovered something terrifying: Big Shot Sheng had been beaten up by Big Shot Qi, and hadn't fought back or said a word in protest. Sheng Xiaorui's admirers: "Brother Sheng, does Big Shot Qi have something on you?!" Sheng Xiaorui: "I'm henpecked. Got a problem with that?" Theme: