I Hold an Umbrella for My Vampire Boss

[Currently updating: The Monster I Raise Today Is Just as Annoying] [Coming soon: I Keep Thinking the Marshal Is Pretending to Be Blind, After the Transfer Student Stole My Soul. Please add them to your library~] Blurb: Today's report: The gates of the fabled ancient and mysterious vampire city have opened. The young and noble Count Xavier is heading to the slums in search of his soon-to-awaken contracted bride. The count's bride will grow beautiful fangs on some upcoming full-moon night, then await salvation through the count's blood. The awakening of a vampire bride will bring new prosperity to the Twelfth District, a prospect that delights the vampire community. Afterward, they will hold a grand wedding. The count has been waiting for it for nearly a century. "A count who's been a virgin for a hundred years? Is vampire life really that miserable?" Lin Ka ran a fingertip over his increasingly sharp little canines. "Mr. Fu, my teeth really hurt. Can I take time off to get them pulled?" The noble Mr. Fu, sitting beside a fake fireplace and reading the paper, said, "Lin Ka, close the window. I can smell Type B blood outside." "..." Can you smell the stink of an idiot, too? Lin Ka's boss is a veteran vampire, aloof, arrogant, and utterly heartless. He squeezes his exploited employees without mercy. One day, the two little things that could no longer be called canines began to itch with desire. They actually wanted to bite the capitalist's pale neck. He thought the capitalist would tear him apart, but unexpectedly... "Have you finally awakened?" The usually gloomy man reached out to him, his eyes already blood-red as he murmured, "Lin Ka, join with me, and I will grant you the right to drink blood." All this time, he had been holding his prey in the palm of his hand. Even an arrogant vampire can fall in love. , The count came looking for his vampire bride. Since he disliked sunlight, he hired a beautiful Type O-blooded servant to hold an umbrella for him. On his first day at work, the servant discovered that the count was a vampire, then went online and told everyone. Might as well eat him. , A vampire top who has been parched for over a hundred years and desperately wants to bond, but has to maintain his damnable air of nobility, vs. a passionate, direct, flirtatious beauty of a bottom. Please add these upcoming stories to your library, mwah: After the Transfer Student Stole My Soul Tong Yun had been born with an unstable soul, and his family had searched everywhere for Taoist priests and tried every folk remedy, with little effect. Then one day, a transfer student arrived, and the most unstable fragment of Tong Yun's soul was immediately stolen away by him. To everyone's delight, Tong Yun became normal. But he never expected that the fragment would imitate the transfer student. When Gu Wen was thirsty, he was thirsty. When Gu Wen was hungry, he craved food. When Gu Wen had a stomachache, his stomach hurt, too. Whatever Gu Wen felt, he felt immediately. It was such a pain! On Gu Wen's first day at the school, he stubbed his toe on a desk. Tong Yun felt more pain than anyone else and snapped, "Can't you be more careful?" Gu Wen: "?" Tong Yun: "I mean, it hurts me to see... the desk." Gu Wen: "?? Do you own the school or something?" Later... Tong Yun: "Um, could you maybe not like me so much? I'm getting really conceited." Gu Wen: "How conceited?" Tong Yun: "I think everything about me is gorgeous. I want to kiss myself all over. I can't stop staring at myself in the mirror. It's really eating into my study time." Gu Wen narrowed his eyes. "Anything else?" Tong Yun blushed. "That doesn't count!" Gu Wen watched him, his Adam's apple bobbing. "Not liking you is unacceptable, and liking you too much is unacceptable, too. Little Taoist Tong, have I spoiled you too much?" Coming soon: I Keep Thinking the Marshal Is Pretending to Be Blind, a Sentinel-Guide story. Mu Yu transmigrates into a mute man's body and finds himself in mortal danger. He has no guiding ability, only a blind marshal for a fiance. The marshal's mental sea has collapsed, and he is a cruel man. A legendary war god has fallen and is half-paralyzed. At least he's got a little money and is a little handsome. To escape his stepmother's control, Mu Yu marries him. They agree that Mu Yu will look after the disabled marshal until his eyes recover, after which he can regain his freedom. On their first day of marriage, Mu Yu picks up a lollipop from the floor and pops it in his husband's mouth. His husband says it's sweet. Mu Yu lays out mismatched socks for his husband to wear to a federal meeting, and his husband doesn't react. Mu Yu dances around a pole in a very confusing way and cooks dinner in a maid's apron. At last, the marshal pins him down in the kitchen. The marshal's gaze is violent. "Just so you know, you'll pay for dressing so strangely." Mu Yu: "I knew you were damn well pretending to be blind!" Huo Xiu narrowed his eyes. "Good. So your muteness is an act, too." Silly upcoming story: My Younger Rich Fiancé Cried and Told Me. A story about a rich second-generation heir who isn't a good person, transmigrates into a book, becomes the miserable child bride of an even more overbearing rich heir, and heroically manages to tame him completely. The Day My Online Romance Went Wrong and I Got Famous, a silly, sweet campus romance: His online lover is actually him!? Go on, hit me if you dare. The Monster I Raise Today Is Just as Annoying. This demon tamer absolutely refuses to get involved with this monster, who looks like he has a bit of charm. Just... for now! ...Damn, this is so good. [Recommended completed stories: The CEO and His Secretary, My Pheromones Are Toxic, My Trash Roommate Keeps Flirting with Me, and more. Come visit the author's page, A Pot of Hot Water!] Theme: Love never repeats, and no amount of hardship can extinguish affection.