How to Date a Retired Cucumber Seller Who's a Silly, Sweet, Self-Obsessed Daydreamer

By a strange twist of fate, Feng Qing became the subject of dating rumors with He Yu, and the gossip spread like wildfire.

Feng Qing: Who? I barely know him. Tell him to stop riding my coattails.

He Yu: She's not my type at all, but she's pretty cute.

N days later, He Yu watched a certain someone buying cucumbers. Oh no, why does she seem cuter the more I look at her?

Later, He Yu held up a bag of cucumbers. Um, if you like cucumbers, I can sell them to you for the rest of my life.

Feng Qing: Huh?

Cucumbers can be eaten raw, dressed cold, pan-fried, stir-fried, deep-fried, or made into soup. They can also help you lose weight, and even serve as a token of love.

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