I'm Cute, You Know?

- My next story, "Ding! Your Little Dummy Is Online," is currently updating. Ke Ai runs a school confession-tree account on Weibo, and it's become somewhat popular. On Valentine's Day, a strange submission gets mixed in with the love letters. Question: Why would a tall, handsome guy with good grades and a great family background still be single with no girlfriend? Ke Ai got cheeky: Maybe he has a boyfriend ;-) After the post went up, people figured out that the guy was a big shot in the school's law department, and rumors started going around that he was gay. That day, the big shot cornered Ke Ai in a little grove. Shen Rongdu: Do you know how many years you can get for spreading rumors? Ke Ai: I'm sorry... Shen Rongdu: I'm gay? Ke Ai: N-no... you're not... Shen Rongdu: I have a boyfriend? Ke Ai: N-no... you don't... Shen Rongdu: Then you can be my little boyfriend for now :) Pay attention: [Everything serves the plot] [There will be a cross-dressing trope later. Avoid if that's not your thing] [If you're dropping the story, don't complain. Love you] Weibo: A Coo Who Won't Reveal Their Name "Ding! Your Little Dummy Is Online" - Zhi Ge A silly bottom x a rogue top When Yuan Xing was eighteen, a fever damaged his brain, and he became a little dummy. The little dummy left home to work at Haidilao, becoming an employee who was excellent at keeping diners company and drinking with them. Great, all that's left is keeping someone company while they... sleep... Later, the little dummy met Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang was tall, handsome, and rich, the perfect candidate for the neighborly "Old Wang." Little Dummy: Can I sleep with you? Mr. Wang looked him over a few times, then silently lifted the covers. Just when Mr. Wang thought his days of being single might be over... The little dummy looked up at him from beneath the covers, eyes sparkling: Can you be my daddy? Old Wang: ... The little dummy didn't know how to use social media. He could only send texts and make phone calls. Mr. Wang's phone made a "ding" sound when a notification came in. Whenever it went "ding," he knew his little dummy was looking for him. Phone: Ding! Old Wang: Baby, baby, baby's looking for me! Phone: One hundred words of spam text omitted... Old Wang: [Profanity] Theme: