How Do I Stop Everyone from Mistaking Me for a Woman?

VIP announcement: This article will be added to V on November 24, 2017. Three chapters will be updated on the same day. Thank you little cuties for following along. (づ￣ 3￣)づ About 1,500 years ago before 2017 AD, there was a god in the sky who was powerful and defeated all the invincible opponents in the world. However, he was disliked by Taoists because of his sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks and ugly appearance. To this end, he spent hundreds of years, robbed the alchemy room of the Supreme Lord, plucked all the peach orchards of the Queen Mother, sucked up the spiritual spring water in the center of the Milky Way, poured out all the nectar water of Guanyin Bodhisattva, extorted the imperial liquid that his junior brother had saved for 500 years... After looting the entire heaven and ruining most of it, he raised his yellow hair until it was shiny and shiny, but he still looked like a monkey! Under another venomous attack by the Taoist monk, the god had a bad temper. How could he bear it? In a rage, he swept away all his favorite flat peaches, not even keeping the peaches offered by the monkeys, and threw the Xumi ring containing the remaining "sacred beauty products" into the mortal world. 1500 Years later, the protagonist is reborn at the age of 18 the day before the college entrance examination. He cheats, but leads an extremely miserable life... ◆Recommended gay friend Chun Ai's article "One Person Only Favors" ◆ Intention: