After Being Adopted by a God

Xiao Mo: "Daddy!"

High God: "Don't call me that. I haven't even married yet."

Xiao Mo: "Big brother!"

High God (raising an eyebrow): "I sprang from a crack in a rock. Did you?"

Xiao Mo asked in confusion, "Then what should I call you? Ancestor?" (Xiao Mo is 11; someone else is 25,312.)

High God: "..."

Many years later, beneath the glow of red wedding candles, he gazed at the person in his arms, who was panting softly, and said tenderly, "Call me husband."

She tried to save someone, and got them killed.

She covered for someone, and got exposed.

She followed someone, and... Huh? He was fine?

She brings misfortune to fathers, family, friends, and neighbors, but never to the High God.

The High God smiled and murmured, "Not quite. You don't bring misfortune to your husband."

A gentle, considerate High God with the occasional venomous streak X a prim little girl who brings misfortune to fathers and friends, but not to her husband

A few things to know before you dive in: 1. Episodic stories interwoven with the main plot.

2. The story spans the mortal realm, the underworld, the demon realm, and the heavenly realm, with the early part focused on the mortal realm.

3. The heroine is a little girl at first, but grows up later.

4. The hero is a High God, a High God, a High God (repeating important things three times).

Theme: