I Must Be Doing It the Wrong Way

To earn a certification as a monster who has cultivated into human form, Lu Xiaobai joins the National Cultural Relics Protection and Management Bureau. On his first mission, Lu Xiaobai brings an ancient demonic sword out of a tomb. The ancient sword agrees to return with Lu Xiaobai to the Bureau. Along the way, Lu Xiaobai and the ancient sword become good friends. Lu Xiaobai and the ancient sword tackle dungeons together. Lu Xiaobai and the ancient sword are inseparable. Lu Xiaobai... gets his little hand fondled by the ancient sword. Lu Xiaobai gets hugged by the ancient sword. Lu Xiaobai gets kissed by the ancient sword. Lu Xiaobai... Lu Xiaobai gets topped by the ancient sword! ...Wait, weren't you supposed to hand me over to the state?! A gray rabbit who longs for white hair, the bottom VS a thousand-year-old blood-soaked demonic sword, the top Also known as: "My Boyfriend Keeps Trying to Hand Me Over to the State" "The National Cultural Relics Protection and Management Bureau's Guide to Self-Cultivation" "Every Morning, I Wake Up to Hear My Boyfriend Say He'll Hand Me Over to the State" "I Got Topped by a Nationally Classified Cultural Relic" Note: For convenience, this story takes place in a parallel world much like our own. Theme: