Private Zoo

Blurb

Hey, kid, wanna pet a cat?

Would you rather pet this silly tiger, this incredibly sexy leopard, or that sleeping lion?

What? You say you're a dog person?

Then take a look at this pack of wolves. Just tell me which one you like, and don't be shy.

Huh? You don't like any of them?

Then check out this black mamba. Look at its coffin-shaped head and pitch-black mouth. Isn't it adorable? Or that king cobra is pretty great too. Check out its patterns, how sexy! And look how beautiful it is when it raises its body!

You don't like snakes either? No problem, I have birds in the sky too... Hey, hey, I haven't finished yet! Wait up, kid!

Don't be fooled by the blurb. This story is told in third person.

It's about a handsome, rich, high-status man [maybe?] living with a bunch of all sorts of animals. The male lead is gorgeous and has a gaggle of adoring fangirls. No romance.

The story is all made up, so don't take it seriously.