Your Takeout Is Here, My Lord

Topic: I run a little takeout shop. My cooking is decent enough to keep me fed. Lately, for no apparent reason, I’ve gotten stuck with this big shot who’s always complaining that my food tastes bad, yet orders takeout from me for every meal. He even threatens to report me all the time. Now I’m so exhausted dealing with him every day that I can’t take any other orders, and I’ve lost so much money that my shabby little cave abode is about to be seized by creditors. Q_Q Fellow cultivators, how can I get rid of him? Waiting for an answer, and it’s urgent! Reply to the fellow cultivator on floor 77: I can’t beat this big shot. If he so much as plucks a single hair, I’ll be flattened instantly! Reply to the fellow cultivator on floor 191: I can’t get away. Q_Q His flying treasure is probably ten times faster than mine! He also keeps a giant, ferocious spirit dog that can eat like nobody’s business! Reply to the fellow cultivator on floor 729: The big shot is blocking the entrance to my cave right now. I sneaked onto the forum while cooking to ask for help. This is not me showing off my love life! This is not me showing off my love life!! This is really, truly not me showing off my love life!!! I’m completely sincere, and this is really urgent!!! Floor 999: Xiaoshu can eat, but he isn’t fierce at all. Move in with me. CP: Tsundere, powerful glutton gong X soft, cute shou with god-tier cooking skills!