A Proper Scientific View of Cultivation

Please add my new story, "High God, Your Takeout Is Here," to your wish list! It's a sweet cultivation-world food adventure featuring a proud, powerful foodie seme x an adorable, gentle uke with incredible cooking skills ^_^ My friend Susu Su's "The Impossible Man" is also looking for readers! A sweet, adorable photographer x a cool-headed chief detective. A sweet and satisfying modern romance ^_^ Qi Mo, a staunch materialist, was surrounded by a crowd of strange people on the day he received his medical doctorate. "Wow, you're saying that taking one amoxicillin tablet every morning, noon, and night can really help you break through? Congratulations on successfully forming your core, fellow cultivator!" "I heard antibiotics can stop qi deviation. Dr. Qi, should I choose penicillin or cephalosporin?" "I swallowed a demonic beast's core a few days ago, but I still can't absorb it. Dr. Qi, do I need a few tablets of Domperidone?" And then an incredibly famous action star showed up to join in the fun. As he took off the completely imaginary wires attached to him, he smiled helplessly at Qi Mo. "All right, all right, you win. I agree to become cultivation partners with you." C-cultivation partners, my foot! Qi Mo was losing his mind. He was a man who liked women and had sworn to dedicate his life to the health of humanity. He was an atheist! Thanks to Youyou for the cover. Love you so much, muah muah muah =3= "Restoring the Tang Dynasty" by Yun Changge An archaeology expert transmigrates into the body of Li Yu. The moment he opens his eyes, he's already playing on hard mode. No benefits, plenty of enemies: Zhao Kuangyin in the distance, and his own older brother close at hand. At first, all he wanted was to stay alive and secretly protect cultural relics. But he accidentally changed the course of history, ending the chaos and restoring the great Tang Dynasty. Ascetic monk seme x pretentious emperor uke, 1v1. Updates every day at 11 a.m. □□> "The Proud Warrior at the End of the World [JX3]" by Jiang Yusheng Lu Youyuan, a JX3 player, transmigrates into a post-apocalyptic world. With a game System and a full inventory of max-level gear, he couldn't ask for a better life! But... As a Tiance, he can't even find a single horsehair in his bag. How is he supposed to survive? The apocalypse is crawling with zombies. A limping Tiance is lower than a dog... He'd better find someone powerful to cling to first! Healing-type seme x fire-wielding, violent uke. Updates every morning at 10! =3= "High God, Your Takeout Is Here" by You Hu Jun The premise: I'm a Daoist who runs a takeout shop. My cooking is decent enough to keep me fed. Lately, I've somehow gotten on the bad side of some big shot. He keeps criticizing my food, but orders takeout from my shop for every meal and threatens to file a complaint. Now I'm exhausted from dealing with this big shot every day and can't take any other orders. I'm losing money so fast that even my shabby little cave abode is about to be taken by my creditors. Q_Q Fellow cultivators, how can I get rid of him? I'm online waiting for an answer. It's urgent! Reply to fellow cultivator on floor 77: I can't beat this big shot. If he pulled out a single hair, I'd be done for! Reply to fellow cultivator on floor 191: I can't get away! Q_Q The big shot's flying treasure is probably ten times faster than mine! He also has a spiritual dog that's huge, ferocious, and can eat like crazy! Reply to fellow cultivator on floor 729: The big shot is blocking the entrance to my cave right now. I came online to ask for help while cooking! This isn't showing off our love! This isn't showing off our love!! This really isn't showing off our love!!! I'm being completely serious, and I really need help!!! Floor 999: Xiaoshu is edible but not fierce at all. Bring him over to my place. Proud, powerful foodie seme x adorable, gentle uke with incredible cooking skills! "Drunk, Reclining in a Beauty's Lap" by Wo Xiang Chi Rou A Daoist priest's daughter wants to become a Daoist priest. It's the family trade, so what's wrong with that? Well... I never imagined the director would rewrite the script halfway through... Updates promptly every morning at 10~