The youngest Head Auror, The Chosen One Harry James Potter, was at work one day when his wife called to say their eldest son was in trouble. He was already used to his son getting them summoned to school every three days, so Mr. The Chosen One decided to finish his latte before heading over. It was only after he arrived at Professor McGonagall's office that he seriously thought facing Voldemort, aka the noseless Dark Lord, for another three hundred battles would be preferable to dealing with this situation.
James Sirius Potter pointed to the girl hiding behind him. "Dad, this is your daughter-in-law."
Dusha: "Woof, woof!"
Harry: "Bloody hell!"
(Ron: "Hey, don't steal my line!")
The heroine is a dog demon, and the hero is James Potter II.
Theme: A cozy short story about Harry Potter's grandchildren.