A Thousand Unspeakable Days on a Deserted Island with the Male Gods

You're on a plane bound for America with the Generation of Miracles, Keigo Atobe, and the others. Suddenly, thunder and lightning strike. The plane's engine is hit by lightning. Amid screams and boundless terror, darkness closes in around you. When you wake, you find yourself lying on the beach of a mysterious island. Keigo Atobe and Seijuro Akashi are beside you. There must be other survivors from the plane, and you need to find them. Short Scene: You: I haven't had a shower in ages. I feel awful. Atobe: What, you want this great man to help you bathe? Akashi: Let's make a temporary washroom with scraps of cloth and wooden stakes. Aomine: Sure, sure. You take a bath, and I'll keep watch. You: Aomine, why are you lifting the curtain?! Get away from me!- Midorima: My horoscope says today isn't a good day to bathe. You: Go away, go away! Don't sit in front of me and read my horoscope while I'm bathing! Murasakibara: I didn't know ( ) had such a curvy figure. Yukimura (coughing): It's impolite to make comments while a girl is bathing. You: Yukimura, could you please keep your distance from the bathroom while you say that?! Sadaharu Inui: I've already made dinner. We're having blue crab soup today. Everyone glowers. Renji Yanagi: Still, thinking about it, we're all men here, and there's only one girl, ( ). If we can't get back... You glower. Original title: Eighteen Dads and One Mom It was too raunchy, so it was canceled. To protect your chastity and your right to choose your partners freely, you head deep into the heart of the island. There, you discover a primitive tribe and a mysterious power. Unable to communicate with the locals, some of the guys are stripped naked and nearly turned into human sausages. The mysterious power, Honmaru, grants you the ability to fight wild beasts, along with new companions whose allegiance is unknown. But survival still comes first. You can't stand eating Sadaharu Inui's cooking anymore. Atobe: You're a woman, and you can't even cook? Hm? Yukimura: If you can't cook, then do something else to make us happy. (Just kidding.) Akashi: You have no right to refuse. That's an order. You: Does the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China still apply here...?