Once upon a time, there was a girl with Pinocchio syndrome. Whatever she thought, she had to say out loud. If she lied, she might go into shock.
For example:
Female lead: Feitan, you're so short. It's a bit of a pain to look down at you.
Unable to lie, she never made a single friend in her life.
Just when she had lost all hope, she received a heaven-sent necklace, worth more than 2,000 yuan.
Then she went to places she should never have gone and said things that absolutely should never have been said.
Female lead: Feitan, does your mom know you're this short?
Female lead: Oh, right. You were abandoned because you're so short.
Female lead: Hey, why are you stabbing me with a knife?
She had once tried to keep a low profile, but telling the truth was instinctive.
Female lead: Chrollo, you've got crow's feet. You know a high school uniform doesn't suit you, right?
Female lead: But I can recommend a really good eye cream for you!
Female lead: Why are you smiling at me? I'm not afraid of you.
Female lead: Ah, if you're going to attack me, do it yourself. Why call Feitan over again?
She found this so painful. After all, her teachers had always praised her for having a beautiful heart when she was little.
Female lead: Sorry, stop chopping me up. I admit I was wrong.
Female lead: But I just can't control my mouth, Bald Chrollo.
Female lead: Ah, enough, Feitan. Don't come over here.
She had also tried to find ways to make up for it, but every attempt ended in failure.
Female lead: All right, Bald Chrollo, er, Captain. Now that I'm back to life, don't kill me again. I'll stop talking if you want. I can just type instead, okay?
Female lead: Before I start typing, let's add each other on WeChat.
Female lead: What, you don't have WeChat? Damn, you really are an old man.
Female lead: People born in the seventies are people born in the seventies. We've got a generation gap, you know?
Female lead: Ahhh, I died again!
Fine, you can kill me as many times as you want.
I can come back to life just as many times.
But if you waste your time on me,
Togashi Yoshihiro won't let you appear in the story.
Tsk! Even after I say that, you're still going to attack me? Are you even human?
The above is all complete nonsense.
This is clearly a serious, inspiring, painstakingly written story (throws self to the floor).
And the whole Bald Chrollo thing isn't the point at all~~
What's important is that you give Cat Night's new story, written with a perfectly straight face while spouting nonsense, a chance.
Note: This story is very serious, truly! It spouts nonsense with a perfectly straight face.
If you like Cat Night's stories, please add this one to your favorites.
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Why is it gone here? ! Ah! ! (?; ω;`) Come back soon!
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Why stop here! ! ! ! Ah! ! ! !
I swallow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh drinking me
Bixin(??ω??)??
Maybe the little angel is underage?
Where is the hunter? Where is the hunter we promised! ! ?
It looks good, come on!
I don't care, I'm going to stay here and wait for the hunter_(:?∠)_