(Journey to the West) This Monk Just Wants a Piece of Meat

After confirming that he'd transmigrated into Tang Sanzang, Wu Yang laid down three rules for survival: 1. Don't provoke anyone or flirt with anyone. Run when you see a monster. 2. Leave all the fighting to Wukong. 3. See rules one and two. The first disciple is a fierce beast. The second is a pet. The third is adorable. And the White Dragon Horse is a... plaything♂??? It was nice enough being an imperial brother-in-law. He could write and recite scriptures, earn people's respect, and collect a generous salary. There was just one thing he couldn't stand: as a monk who had attained the Way, he was not allowed to eat meat. He'd heard that after becoming a Buddha, you didn't have to keep dietary restrictions? And so Wu Yang embarked on a bright (not) and glorious (never coming back) path of feeding fish (a carp spirit), teasing birds (a Great Peng), and fighting monsters to level up. #Black Bear Spirit Wu Yang: Can I kill it and eat the meat? #Peacock Spirit Wu Yang: Can I kill it and eat the meat? #The Tiger, Deer, and Goat Brothers Wu Yang: Can I kill them and eat the meat? #White Bone Spirit Wu Yang: Can I kill it and eat... Oh, you don't have any meat. The disciples, thinking to themselves: What do we do? It really feels like Master is treating us like emergency rations. Anyone online? This is urgent. Today, too, Wu Yang is out fighting monsters, working hard to get himself some meat.