Your Majesty, Shall We Go to Bed?

Everyone in Chaoyang Palace knows that His Majesty the Emperor's favorite thing to do is get jealous. Spirit Herb: "Your guards are so imposing and spirited. This divine one likes them very much." His Majesty: "The treasury is dwindling, and I am deeply concerned. Starting tomorrow, dismiss the entire guard squad." Spirit Herb: "The newly appointed top scholar is quite handsome. This divine one likes him very much." His Majesty: "You have served the nation diligently and worked hard for the people. Perhaps I should let you retire to your hometown?" The top scholar, who had taken office just three days ago: "..." Spirit Herb: "The mortal world is full of foul energy, but you, chef, have exquisite skills. This divine one is taking him back to Mount Jiuhuang." His Majesty: "Guards, take him..." Eunuch: "Your Majesty, that chef is a woman." His Majesty: "Oh. Never mind, then." An innocent, sweet little fox who has barely seen the world VS an abstinent, devoted emperor who has been celibate for eight hundred years Our goal: sweetness, sweetness, and more sweetness! *Writing is hard work. Reposting in any form is prohibited. Thanks to everyone who supports the original work.* The author's Weibo is below. Daily cat photos, so all you lovely readers are welcome to come say hi~ Theme: