Gintoki's Journey Through Chinese Time and Space [Quick Transmigration]

Su Dangdang:

I have a System. Somehow, it got connected to me. It claimed to be insanely cool and unbeatable, but after spending some time together, I realized it's completely useless. It can't do this or that. Useless!

But it does have one good point: what it lacks in ability, it makes up for in obedience. Not only do I not have to help it with its missions, it even helps me with mine.

What's my mission?

My mission is to sabotage every task that can help Gintoki earn points. I absolutely won't give him a chance to return to Japan.

Sakata Gintoki:

I have a System. Somehow, it got connected to me, then threw me into different eras and dimensions in China without my permission, forcing me to complete missions and earn points.

It says it'll send me back to Japan once I've earned enough, but I think it's just messing with me. Every time, some inexplicable person shows up to cause trouble, and all my efforts go to waste. The System just stands there laughing at me.

Damn it! Can anyone hear me? Is the Shinsengumi around? When can I get back to Japan?!

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