I Can't Hear What You're Saying

To transmigrate into someone with power, status, a handsome face, the respect of others, the best martial arts skills, countless loyal underlings, and eighteen male lovers to warm his bed, you must have saved the whole galaxy in your previous life. He doesn't have to lift a finger, yet has everything. But the lucky Lu Jizhou only wants one thing: to run! Lu Jizhou, a paranoid worrier, says: How could anything this good possibly be true? I'd better get out of here first! A scheming top with hearing impairment X a beautiful bottom who isn't what he seems Going VIP on the 5th. Hope you'll keep supporting me! My friend's romance novel → His Kisses Are Sweet → Retired boxer x Chinese medicine physical therapist My CP friend's ongoing top-focused story → Beast Armor [The Legend of the Mecha Master] → transmigrated split-personality top x wish-fulfillment novel's male lead bottom My CP friend's top-focused story in the works → Sir, Would You Like to Die Once? → anti-System, evenly matched leads, scheming demon monk top x leveling-story male lead bottom My friend's upcoming contemporary romance → Back to the 1980s → Waking from a dream to find yourself back in the 1980s My upcoming fanfic → Money Really Can Buy Anything → Luck can't save the unlucky, but spending can change your fate