[Quick Transmigration] It Has Nothing to Do with Me, Yet Somehow I'm Dragged In

Blurb One: Palace intrigue version Some consort: Daoist priest, Daoist priest, I want a talisman! I want to kill those little bitches! Daoist priest: … Cultivation version Some cultivator: Fellow Daoist, you have an extraordinary physique and exceptional talent. Come join our XXX Sect! We provide pills, magical artifacts, and cultivation techniques. Great deals, honest prices, the best choice for you: XXX Sect! Daoist priest: … Apocalypse version Some leader: Daoist priest, help! The site is ready, and we’re just waiting for you to set up the altar and perform the ritual. Please represent justice and wipe out those zombies! Daoist priest: … ABO version The Omegas: Who says Omegas can only have babies? For just 999, take Daoist Mu’s miraculous pills home! We’re going to break the system, rule the universe, and overthrow the Alphas! Daoist priest: … Farming version Some honest farmer: Daoist priest, Daoist priest, figure out for me when my boy will have a baby. Daoist priest: … West Lake Yellow Chicken version Some second young master: That ass is huge. I like it! The Daoist priest silently draws his sword and lands a Two Forms strike! Blurb Two A silly sheep came from the east, a long sword strapped to its back. A silly chicken came from the west, a greatsword in hand. The silly chicken from the west saw the silly sheep from the east and asked, "Wanna hook up?" The silly sheep from the east looked at the chicken holding the greatsword and replied, "Do you have a cauldron? Do you have Bi Shui? Do you have Wind Sleeve? No? Then forget it!" The aloof silly sheep is the top; the outwardly silly but secretly cunning yellow chicken is the bottom. P.S. The Q-style picture on the cover was found on Baidu. The original artist is Wu Yue Ying. If it infringes on anyone’s rights, it can be removed. The top’s other non-VIP works: Beast Armor [The Legend of the Mecha Pilot] -> transmigrated split-personality top x male lead from a request story, top-focused. New work in progress: [Crossover] Rules for Loyal Ministers and Good Chancellors -> Chang Ge Dad top x Cang Yun Dad bottom. Theme: