If You're a Man, Last 30 Seconds!

Imagine waking up one day as the emperor of a modern empire. Your mother, Empress Wu Zetian, wants to kill her son and take the throne. Your son, Li Shimin, wants to kill his father and take the throne.

To your left, your younger brother Zhao Guangyi wants to force his elder brother to his death and seize the throne. To your right, your uncle Zhu Di wants to kill his nephew and take the throne.

In your harem are Daji, Lu Zhi, and members of the Yehenara clan. Your eunuchs include Zhao Gao, Liu Jin, and Wei Zhongxian. Your powerful relatives include Yang Jian, Wang Mang, and Sima Yi. And then there are all the civil and military officials seeking to usurp the throne, like Cao Cao, Aobai, Yuan Shikai, and so on.

Suddenly, a cannon sounds in the distance. The October Revolution has begun...

If you're a man, survive for 30 seconds!

The good news is that you drew an SSSR-rank god of war, the man every man wants to have: Lu Bu, who calls anyone he likes "Papa." You even get a Red Hare as a bonus.

What? You say his hobby is killing his papas? I told you to take good care of him and not let him turn evil!

Reading Guide

1) Pairing: Qin Zheng (1/6 Ying Zheng) x Lu Bu, one-on-one, happy ending

2) Inspired by a Zhihu question, with permission. For regular daily updates, join: 238242495

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