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When I was a kid, there was an online catchphrase: "Years from now, if I'm still unmarried and you're married, tell your son to watch his back on the way home from school." Holy crap, who knew this would actually happen??? Every week, a different domineering CEO, movie star, or superstar wants revenge on him!
Beloved: "Huh?! My mom flirted with N domineering CEOs back then, and now I'm the one who has to take the blame???"
Before long, all the powerful CEOs who wanted revenge were on their knees, begging to connect with him heart and body.
Beloved: Which of these seven men is my father, which one is the culprit, and which one is my CP?
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Reading Guide
1) Every world is a real world. At its core, this is a silly, sweet quick transmigration story, with a god-tier battlefield in every world as a bunch of deities fight the Lord God for the male lead.
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3) Any update notice outside the newest chapter is just to fix typos. Thanks for understanding.
4) This blurb was posted before, but the worlds are now completely different.
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[If You're a Man, Last 30 Seconds!]
Imagine waking up one day as the emperor of a modern empire. Your elderly mother, Wu Zetian, wants to kill her son so she can take the throne. Your son, Li Shimin, wants to kill his father and seize the throne.
To your left, your younger brother Zhao Guangyi wants to kill his older brother and claim the throne. To your right, your royal uncle Zhu Di wants to kill his nephew and take the throne.
In your harem are Daji, Lu Zhi, and the Yehenara clan. Your eunuchs include Zhao Gao, Liu Jin, and Wei Zhongxian. Your powerful in-laws include Yang Jian, Wang Mang, and Sima Yi. And the civil and military officials, Cao Cao, Ao Bai, Yuan Shikai, and the rest, all want to usurp the throne.
Suddenly, a cannon fires in the distance. The October Revolution has begun...
If you're a man, last 30 seconds!
The good news is, you drew an SSSR-tier God of War, the man every other man wants to have. Among those who call him Papa, he's the most formidable, and he comes with a Red Hare.
What? You say his everyday hobby is killing Papas? I told you to take good care of him and not let him turn evil!
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[I'm Super Pure! [Quick Transmigration]]
The declining birth rate has Heaven tearing its hair out, so the archangels decide to make movies to change people's minds. Adam, freshly fashioned by God, will play the son, while Hell, unwilling to miss out, quickly sends Satan's son to play the father.
The archangels: This movie is amazing! It'll be a box-office smash. Every man will want a son, and if one isn't enough, they'll want several. The world's population will be saved!
The little angels: Report! The movie is a box-office smash, bosses, but every viewer is watching with hearts in their eyes. What do we do?! The world's population is declining again!
The archangels refuse to cry and keep fighting, so they have no choice but to make one heartwarming father-son movie after another. Hey, you two leads, can you stop being so dramatic? We're making a father-son movie here! Could you tone down those looks?
Lucian: You think I'm being gentle and sweet because I'm an angel, but I'll satisfy the desires inside you like a devil.
Adam: Papa, please let me go! If you keep flirting with me, I won't be able to walk. That's not how the script goes!
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Two years ago, oh my god, take a day off, take a day off, ugh.
Don't feel pressure, just write according to your own ideas.
Will I ever see the next chapter in my lifetime? I was originally planning to watch it until the end (╥_╥)
They are the first boyfriend of a beloved mother, so doesn't it mean that an older person can be his father? Why is it so childish for a middle-aged man to come up with ways to get his first girlfriend's son to fall in love with him in order to get back at her?
It's not like you've been asking for leave for so long.
Update ah ah ah ah, where is the update?
It's the 22nd today and I still haven't come back.
Two years ago, oh my god, take a day off, take a day off, ugh.
Don't feel pressure, just write according to your own ideas.
Will I ever see the next chapter in my lifetime? I was originally planning to watch it until the end (╥_╥)
They are the first boyfriend of a beloved mother, so doesn't it mean that an older person can be his father? Why is it so childish for a middle-aged man to come up with ways to get his first girlfriend's son to fall in love with him in order to get back at her?
It's not like you've been asking for leave for so long.
Update ah ah ah ah, where is the update?
It's the 22nd today and I still haven't come back.
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Emmm, is this a trap?
? Sorry for the update time