In this brave new era where same-sex marriage is the norm, the Movie Emperor finally married the older brother he had cherished as his unattainable ideal since childhood.
Though it was a marriage of convenience.
The Movie Emperor was over the moon, so excited he could have done a 360-degree Thomas spiral, but he had to keep up his aloof, poker-faced persona.
So, on the second day of their marriage, he posted on Weibo: I married a wife who's not cute at all. He's not as good-looking as me, and he can't sing as well as I can.
The photo showed two pairs of long legs lying side by side. One pair had dark leg hair, clearly the Movie Emperor's. The other, fair and slender pair, had to belong to his wife.
The comments exploded. Just one photo of those beautiful legs was enough to make countless fans switch their allegiance to the Movie Emperor's husband.
Fan A: The Movie Emperor's wife has such beautiful legs! Don't stop me, I'm going to lick them, prprpr!
Fan B: Take down the top commenter! How dare you sully those beautiful legs? If anyone gets to lick them, it's me... No, I mean the Movie Emperor!
The Movie Emperor posted another photo, this time of his wife's collarbones, with a little hickey on them.
The comments were filled with anguished cries again. The collarbone-licking army will arrive on the battlefield in three seconds!
The Movie Emperor was having the time of his life. He sneakily posted a photo of his wife's peach-shaped butt, too.
The comments were now a sea of red, with anguished cries everywhere.
The Movie Emperor happily scrolled through the comments, smug beyond words. Those beautiful legs are mine, those collarbones are mine, and that little butt is mine, too. None of you get to lick them.
One day, the Movie Emperor's wife, who had never been interested in the internet, somehow found his Weibo. He immediately registered an account, naming it Movie Emperor's Wife.
Movie Emperor's Wife: I hear you want to lick my thighs?
Movie Emperor's Wife: You want to lick my collarbones, too?
Movie Emperor's Wife: And my little butt?
Movie Emperor's Wife: Sorry, every part of my body has already been claimed by one person. For the rest of my life, I'm only letting him lick me.
He added a bashful emoji, then tagged the Movie Emperor's Weibo account.
The fans in the comments: I'm dying! This public display of affection is going to kill us! Bring on even more dog food!
A sweet little entertainment-industry romance: a beautiful Movie Emperor who's aloof in public and a total mess in private, paired with a gentle, reserved, devoted husband.
The Movie Emperor's catchphrase: My wife isn't cute at all.
But in his head, he was actually screaming: How can my wife be this cute?! Holy crap, he can cook and keep house, and most importantly, in bed he can be both sexy and wild! Holy crap, he's so cute I'm losing my mind!
This is a story about a Movie Emperor gong who has completely lost it.
Thematic message:
Emmm... The main CP's attack is really like Shou, and he has always been dishonest to Shou. The lie he told before was also exposed by others. The person who kidnapped Shou later must have been the plan of the attack and kept concealing Shou. To be honest, I really think this couple of CPs are very bad. The deputy CP and Lin Qing'an in the extra story are full of stand-in jokes. I In the end, I didn't feel that Li really loved Xia. In general, I couldn't feel pure love from all the CPs. It was really sad. I think the author may have misunderstood the word sweet. I was stabbed by glass particles and knives while watching. In the end, I felt sorry for my brother. I lost him before I understood my feelings ( ◢д◣) slipped away
To be honest, I read it all in one sitting. This book is actually not the sweet book I imagined, but a sad one. Moreover, the relationship between the main CP and the deputy CP doesn't feel right. It's very strange. I don't know how to explain this, but I still ask the author to keep working hard!
The author's voice, appearance, and appearance are usually used to commemorate the deceased and are not suitable to describe the living person.
His brother. . . . . . . I couldn't help seeing this. . . . . Really, this setting. . . . . . Too. . . . . . . Well
It's so good-looking. Although it's a bit short and some things are not explained clearly, it's very good-looking. I hope Lin Qing'an will meet his little boy again. Refill
OK, I stayed up late to read it. To be honest, I was a little angry after reading it. The whole article was filled with a sense of cheapness for the sake of torture. I was attracted by the name and copywriting, thinking it was Xiao Tiantian, but I didn't expect it to be like this... It's hard to explain in one sentence. It's a good idea but the narration is unclear. The author please continue to work hard on this. I don't know if you, as the author of this novel, are satisfied with your narration, but as a reader, I think it is not very satisfactory. I hope that the author's narrations will become better in the future. Come on.
. . Oh, I have to wait until this little cutie reaches adulthood. .
Roommate, He Is Delicate and Soft
The Lazy, Alluring Beauty
My Wife from Our Contract Marriage Is Irresistibly Delicious [Book Transmigration]
A Delicate Beauty
My Wife Is So Sweet and Obedient
My Husband Is Five Years Younger, but He's So Bold and Flirtatious
The Apple of My Eye
The Sickly Childhood Friend Only Lets Me Hold Him
Little Sugar Bun
Raising a Rich Family's Baby Is No Easy Task
Three Years to Win Her Back, Five Years to Hold a Baby
The Mountain God's Beloved Sacrificial Husband
Emmm... The main CP's attack is really like Shou, and he has always been dishonest to Shou. The lie he told before was also exposed by others. The person who kidnapped Shou later must have been the plan of the attack and kept concealing Shou. To be honest, I really think this couple of CPs are very bad. The deputy CP and Lin Qing'an in the extra story are full of stand-in jokes. I In the end, I didn't feel that Li really loved Xia. In general, I couldn't feel pure love from all the CPs. It was really sad. I think the author may have misunderstood the word sweet. I was stabbed by glass particles and knives while watching. In the end, I felt sorry for my brother. I lost him before I understood my feelings ( ◢д◣) slipped away
To be honest, I read it all in one sitting. This book is actually not the sweet book I imagined, but a sad one. Moreover, the relationship between the main CP and the deputy CP doesn't feel right. It's very strange. I don't know how to explain this, but I still ask the author to keep working hard!
The author's voice, appearance, and appearance are usually used to commemorate the deceased and are not suitable to describe the living person.
His brother. . . . . . . I couldn't help seeing this. . . . . Really, this setting. . . . . . Too. . . . . . . Well
It's so good-looking. Although it's a bit short and some things are not explained clearly, it's very good-looking. I hope Lin Qing'an will meet his little boy again. Refill
OK, I stayed up late to read it. To be honest, I was a little angry after reading it. The whole article was filled with a sense of cheapness for the sake of torture. I was attracted by the name and copywriting, thinking it was Xiao Tiantian, but I didn't expect it to be like this... It's hard to explain in one sentence. It's a good idea but the narration is unclear. The author please continue to work hard on this. I don't know if you, as the author of this novel, are satisfied with your narration, but as a reader, I think it is not very satisfactory. I hope that the author's narrations will become better in the future. Come on.
. . Oh, I have to wait until this little cutie reaches adulthood. .
Deputy CP! Deputy CP!
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So... Brother An doesn't have cp??