[Light Crossover] The Konoha Collapse Chronicles

The Seventh Hokage Naruto from the original world, Sakura-bro from a parallel Sakura-Naru world, a womanizing Sasuke from the Tsukuyomi world, and Kakashi from an original-plot KakaSaku story.

Naruto: Sakura-chan, you're in love with Sasuke, so why are you chasing after me? And Sasuke, were you always this much of a womanizer? No wonder Sakura-chan was going to dump you. And Kakashi-sensei, I really misjudged you. You actually went after your own student! Did your ninja dogs eat your professional ethics?

Sakura-bro: ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ My adorable little Naruto, how did you turn into an old man? And where did my beloved golden hair go?! Huh? Dark Sasuke isn't trying to steal my Naruto anymore? Thank goodness, he's finally got a normal sexual orientation. Wait, what are these two little bumps?! Who gave me gender reassignment surgery while I wasn't looking? Hey! Wasn't the pervy teacher supposed to be in a love-hate relationship with the idiot rabbit? You shameless pervert, put down my underwear!

Sasuke: o(?Д?)っ! [I'm shocked.] You're telling me that this completely unfeminine person is Sakura, the Hero's Daughter and the Hokage's apprentice? And that guy radiating sunshine and utterly lacking any sense of style is that Namikaze [Rogue Ninja] Naruto? And this perverted, lazy guy is my teacher, who keeps yelling about youth?

Kakashi: [I want to retire.] Why did I wake up to find my wife in love with my teacher's child? Why has my chuuni student suddenly gone through puberty and turned into a walking flirt machine?

Everyone from the Naruto world: There's something we really want to say, but don't know if we should. Weren't the teams supposed to be balanced in strength? Isn't Team Seven obviously cheating?