(Pili) Abduct That Jiuqiansheng

Oh, the horror! The evil wizard Xuejiasi is jealous of the beauty of Princess [crossed out] Jiuqiansheng of the Qiluo Kingdom! At last, on a dark and stormy night, he sneaks into Jiuqiansheng's room and curses him, sending him into a deep sleep! His friends rush over one after another when they hear the news...

[Warning] 1. This is the author's brain-hole-fueled work, with plenty of wild ideas. 2. Expect a storm of outrageous tropes, so bring your own lightning rod. 3. The author's writing is rough, so feel free to point out errors.

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